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A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was to spend a few years in the desert. The judge said that they could each take one thing with them.

The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.

The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.

Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.

The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?"

The man replied, "If it gets too hot, I can roll down the window."

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" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

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Meal Team 6.

Brings back memories of my last unit... before I slimmed it down.

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Meal Team 6
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When I was in 68 there were weight limits and if you were over they put you in a program to loose weight. Guess that doesn't apply but they do make bigger targets on the front line

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The cars or the girls ---I'm for both

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I'm not for living in an AI-modelled world.

"The Republic was not established by cowards and cowards will not preserve it..."

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Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

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Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

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