Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Looks like dog turds. I'm imagining how funny it would be to secretly slip a few of these into a big city swimmimng pool.

 

One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"

Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"

Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"

Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to pee!"

 

There will always be money, otherwise all politicians will have to do their jobs for what they are paid, and that ain't gonna happen!

 

A Baby Ruth candy bar will have the same effect, and then you can fish it out and eat it!