Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Reminds me of my kids childhood. We had flippers and bells.

 

I like thatun

 

Citizen Free Press on X: "JAVIER MILEI GIVES GOLDEN CHAINSAW TO ELON MUSK. https://t.co/9fLPTnnCU0" / X

I didn't vote for Trump to take an axe to the rot in the FedGov - I wanted him to use a mothering chainsaw!

And now, Elon has one.....

 

Yes - you can make babies!

I see a lot of these obits from my dear wife's hometown in very rural Utah:

"NaRae was proceeded in death by her husband: Ward; her sons-in-law: Ron Mason and Brent Wood; her grandsons: Doug Hardy and Troy Petersen. She is survived by all of her children: Valerie Mason; Sue Wood; David (Patty); Christine Cardon (Royal); JoRae Lovell (Sylvan); Brent (Linda); Richard (Maria); Bobbie Killpack (Roger); Jill Guillory (Bob); 46 grandchildren; 171 great grandchildren, 39 great-great grandchildren and 3 great-great-great grandchildren!

 

Earlier I posted about 'shuffle dance' clips.
Shuffle Dance Music | Haddaway - What Is Love

Then - I found this:
Bringing this routine back #jumprope #skipping #tricks #choreo - YouTube
lady jumps rope for exercise and uses...a kind of shuffle dancing.

 

I get calls from these b-turds several times a day. Sometimes I just hang up, sometimes I tell them to get a real job. If I'm bored and feeling playful, I string him/her along as far as I can, before butsting their bubble, wasting their time. Had one feller with a heavy Indian accent actually call me a "bad old man" when I strung him along for about ten minutes, ruining his metrics for the day. Hahaha..... Don't screw with an Auld Phart with plenty of time to waste.