Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

You know ... there is a joke that wrote it's self in there somewhere.

 

I repackage the bacon in a Ziploc bag.

 

One of modern man's alltime best inventions.

 

I just thought it was a secret hand sign; you know kinda like the Masons.

 

I fry it all up and eat it in one sitting!

 

I believe this whole election was staged.

 

A woman from Winchester was driving down the road when she passed over a bridge and saw a cop waiting with a radar gun on the other side. The cop pulled her over, walked up to her car with a smug look, and asked,

“What’s the rush?”

She replied, “I’m late for work.”

The cop said, “Oh yeah? What do you do?”

“I’m a Rectum Stretcher,” she answered.

The cop was confused and asked, “A what?”

“A Rectum Stretcher!” she repeated.

“And what exactly does a Rectum Stretcher do?” the cop asked.

“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then move to two, then three, then four. Once my whole hand is in, I move it around from side to side, until I can get both hands in. Then, I stretch it out until it’s about six feet.”

The cop, shocked, asked, “And what do you do with a six-foot… um, thing?”

She grinned and said, “Give him a radar gun and put him behind a bridge!”

 

LOL funny - losers set to rock music

Citizen Free Press on X: "Democrat election meltdowns over Trump set to heavy metal. This is actually really good work. https://t.co/CZaVLYtm3j" / X

 

The present world, when modeled with the real world observations of what happens with too many rats or other things in a confined area, indicates she is right. Only solution found so far in studies in the real world with rats, rabbits, deer, sheep, bacteria, etc and overpopulation, is for 90% plus die off thru starvation and disease. The strongest and luckiest will survive and start the cycle all over again. We are at about the point in our technology that at least in the "civilized" world, we either have the high tech or die. Some events, man made or natural, are capable of destroying that tech. Could get toasty in long run, her comments might not be ironical.

 

I plan on doing everything that I can to be part of that 10% that survives, and I'm sure that y'all are to or you wouldn't be here.