This thread Will never die!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Aug 5, 2005.


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  1. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Does anyone else get "Dancin with myself" stuck in their heads at random times?
     
    CBMS, Apr 2, 2008
    #2201
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Only when the wife isn't around to help me out [booze]
     
    ColtCarbine, Apr 2, 2008
    #2202
  3. MO titmouse

    MO titmouse Mrs monkeyman

    well i am going to be great at 48 I am going to tell ever one I am 50 so I look good for 50. you think they well bye it ?
     
    MO titmouse, Apr 3, 2008
    #2203
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    I started saying I was "almost 50" when I was 42....EVERYONE told me how wonderful I looked for my age...:lol:

    Never subtract numbers, pile 'em on! ;)


    Happy Belated Birthday!!!
     
    CRC, Apr 3, 2008
    #2204
  5. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    I really need to stop cruising LiveLeak for the anti Israeli feelings. Its getting depressing. I guess I'll go watch some good ol fashioned downtime with the Marines.
     
    CBMS, Apr 3, 2008
    #2205
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    another long day, glad I'm home, and at my second home the Monkey.
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Apr 3, 2008
    #2206
  7. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Now that is commitment. You should know all of us here better than we know ourselves.
     
    E.L., Apr 4, 2008
    #2207
  8. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think that must have just ben this THREAD since it was only 8 hours....figure every post on the FORUM would take considerably longer, even for a good speed reader. lol


    Hell Colt, if had that offer before hand you would have had a vacation and for sure by the second day or so. I got it done (welding the exhaust we had to cut back in and all) but it took a solid week and was a HUGE PITA. Add to that the fact that Im not overly knowledgable on automotives and that just a few of the thing well above mechanic work on my list of things I enjoy would be root cannals, shoveling pig mannuer, takeing a beating, or seing Rosy ODonnel naked....but it got done and only had to put the one card back to maxed. The truck now has a freshly machined fly wheel, new clutch, pressure plate, throw out bearing and hydrolic slave though and managed to do it without tourching the truck and only 1 new hole in the body cut to get to a bolt.
     
    monkeyman, Apr 7, 2008
    #2208
  9. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Snowing today I Love Global warmimg![beer]
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Apr 7, 2008
    #2209
  10. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    One of my long-term April Fool's Day jokes finally came to pass. :lol:
     
    Tracy, Apr 17, 2008
    #2210
  11. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Never ceases to amaze me how well I can see when I clean my glasses. All this time and I thought the monitor was filthy --. And worse, now I know what I've been walking on. Time to vacuum the place. [troll]
     
    ghrit, Apr 24, 2008
    #2211
  12. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    I hope you all have a WONDERFUL week!!! :)



    I miss my shoutbox.
     
    Tracy, Apr 27, 2008
    #2212
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member




    I miss seeing you there...
     
    CRC, Apr 28, 2008
    #2213
  14. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Gah, Bad week so far for me. Oh well things will get better... I hope...
     
    CBMS, Apr 28, 2008
    #2214
  15. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Things will get better! :D

    When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:​

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.​

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, care fully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. ​

    Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:​

    Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.​

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson." ​



    HAVE A NICE DAY :) AND REMEMBER; THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS!​
     
    Tracy, Apr 28, 2008
    #2215
  16. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Prom Dress and accessories: $390
    Letterman jacket and patches : $245
    Band Trip to Chicago: $800

    Dad that works 7 days a week because his children are spoiled............................................not priceless.
     
    E.L., Apr 28, 2008
    #2216
  17. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [​IMG]
     
    CRC, Apr 30, 2008
    #2217
  18. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    It's Hairstylist Appreciation Day, Spank Out Day, Beltane and Walpurgis Night.

    [beer]
     
    Tracy, Apr 30, 2008
    #2218
  19. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think we have an appropriate thread for that in the Inferno.

    [lolol]:shock:
     
    E.L., Apr 30, 2008
    #2219
  20. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    Getting to be a bad week, My CUCV tranny went out. Found another rebuilt Turbo Hydramatic 475 for 1000.00. Will replace and buy the manuals and rebuild the bad one to learn about them.
     
    RouteClearance, Apr 30, 2008
    #2220
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