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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Jul 23, 2024

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Seawolf1090 said: ↑

How soon before we get "Millennial Can't Get A Job" Barbie with shaved head and facial tatoos?
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What next transgender barbie, pregnant barbie, obese barbie, amputee barbie, illegal barbie, big Mike barbie with correct anatomy ( aim being sarcastic)

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hot diggity said: ↑

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I did this at work on my lunch hour a few times.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

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hot diggity said: ↑

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Lawn? Oh, you mean the weed patch out front and out back. Because the soil is made of clay, water usage is expensive, and the wind blows everyone else's weed seeds our way.

Also, darn right on the two spaces.

cpaspr, Jul 23, 2024

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arleigh Goophy monkey

You can bet the government surveys are definitely slanted.

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

#62272

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

#62273

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

#62274

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

#62275

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, Jul 23, 2024

#62276

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

cpaspr said: ↑

Lawn? Oh, you mean the weed patch out front and out back. Because the soil is made of clay, water usage is expensive, and the wind blows everyone else's weed seeds our way.

Also, darn right on the two spaces.
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Big DITTO!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jul 23, 2024

#62277
Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

Seawolf1090 said: ↑

Big DITTO!
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I've got chickens in the side yard, two giant dogs in the back yard, and a hog in the other side yard. Front has 12' high sunflowers, a broken down truck, and a cactus in an old water trough.

I am not HOA ready.

Boldly going nowhere

Zimmy, Jul 23, 2024

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No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

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