2024 Showdown: Biden or Trump

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Jun 7, 2024.


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  1. MAGAlicious - Put me down for Trump!

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  2. Biden I seen this graph on CNN that seys she's hotter than she looks in person

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  3. Bidem cuz I'm feeling lucky - rawr!

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  4. Biden cuz beer goggles

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  5. Biden. They said Democrats get to vote more'n once so heres I is.

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  6. Joy Behar said if I didn't vote Biden then I'm not stupid so Biden it is

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  7. Biden. He saved all the babies from Cornpops cannibals. I'm not joking.

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  8. All them people chanting Vote Joe Biden at that car race! Need I say more?

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    8.3%
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  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Giving deference to the incumbent non US citizens are eligible to vote in the poll even if they didn't sneak across the border. Traditional US rules apply - you are only allowed to cast one Trump vote, but you may vote Biden multiple times.

    The argument for Trump:
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    The argument for Biden:
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  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Your Mean !!
     
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  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Yeah, but it also sorta explains why so many men on the left are gay and "otherwise"
     
  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I vote Kamel Toe 6 times, cause They gonna toss trump in the Klink, or gonna nuke his ass from orbit, and Ol Pedo gonna Croak whilst Groking his Krork over a Loaded Rusty Cheese Grater and a dull Parfait Spoon, so it's Kamal Toe for the win, Make Amerika Smokin Hot Ass Again, give that woman a Rusty Sheriffs Badge and some gold plated Kitten Heels to match her Hillory-Chic Pantsuit!




    In all seriousness, as much as I can muster at this late spring hour after a few ( Ok, 4 fingers worth ) fingers of Bullit over crushed ice, third glass!
    Trump wins in the biggest landslide in history, were talking Putin Level Land Slide here, only they smoke him cold before the votes are recounted for the 15th time! Meanwhile Cornpop smokes the Pedo, cause you absolutely don't want ol poopie pants running the shit show now, so they gotta prop someone, so it's then what, send in the Gavster, or,.............
    we still don't have Trumps running mate, I still suspect it's Vivek Ramaswami, or maybe Kristy Neom, which would actually might be the best choice anyways, and it's then an all out slug fest, both Vivek and Kristy are more then capable of the levels of ass kicking needed to turn things around, but we also have to then contend with the lefties and their dealing with Trump!

    I'm hunkering down in my bunker/man cave and fondling my Dillon 560 lovenly, rolling loads and jamming Megadeaths Symphony of Destruction at level 11, cause WAR is coming, and coming right quick and in a hurry like and I gotta be ready for the Slick Black Cadillac!
     
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  5. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    The "surprise" ticket will be Michelle Obama and/or Gavin Newsom. Biden's ditching is imminent bow that WH staffers are "leaking" Biden's senility. Harris is un electable.
     
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  6. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    What a sad country we have become when we have to choose between a convicted felon and a hair sniffing pedo for our highest office, President of these once-great United States of America, :(
     
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  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    It's even worser then that, there is NO other choice, anyone smart enough to do the job isn't dumb enough to take it, so it's pinch yer nose and Squint like Quint and Vote for ether the Pedo or Autistic!
     
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  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I can't Vote Sir !!
    Brit/Canuk
    But I see your Pickle

    Mine is as bad !!

    S
     
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    We are following Democrat rules so non US Citizens have just as much a right to vote as do those who have passed on, bear fur and have four legs or have never, in fact existed!
     
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  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I rate Trumpy about a 6 out of 10, 10 being the highest score. I rate Sniffer Joe a 1 and I’m being generous, his sidekick gets a -1 and that’s not allowed.
     
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  11. Idahoser

    Idahoser Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I'd have to call foul when the conviction was contrived for political shenanigans. if you want to count this then we'll have to go WAAAAAYY back and redo a whole lot of elections.
     
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  12. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    I heard that a mistrial is coming. Something about a jurors cousin leaking the verdict the day before or something.
     
  13. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    While I think there should be a mistrial I think the Facebook post was bogus. I suspect it was planted to make judge Merchan come across as fair by flagging it and drafting a letter to Trump's lawyers. This will wash away suspect things like donating to Biden, Daughter making $10M from the Biden campaign, allowing Stormy Horseface's salacious testimony that was unrelated to the charges, not allowing the FEC Chairman to testify that there was no violation, never siding with the defense on objections, etc..

    The left loves to gaslight to they can laugh at us when we overreact and in this case using it to give the appearance if fairness. Thus they get to laugh at us in our faces and laugh at us behing our back at the same time.
     
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  14. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  15. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    If Trump is a convicted felon (only on bogus charges brought by a corrupt DA before a demoRAT jury) then Clinton and Obummer must tired as well -the only sad thing is we have an bogus ruler ready to steal the election again.
     
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  16. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I still think the results will be a landslide for Biden. The fix is in.
     
  17. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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  18. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  19. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    An upside down US flag is interpreted as distress. In this case it's an actually (as opposed to "mostly") peaceful protest. In this context it denotes concern for the direction this country is going.

    Strange how the so called "evil" political side can protest without burning anything down, looting or beating people up unlike the "good" side. Strange how the US MSM ignores or downplays the actual violence and screams about actual peaceful statements.
     
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  20. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The context of post #16 2024 Showdown: Biden or Trump is what flag one flies (and perhaps the manner with which it is flown) is indicative of whom one is likely to be voting for. Your reply is a non sequitur...you have simply distracted by starting a separate conversation on the hypocrisy of the MSM reportage of protests and political violence.

    It has to be said that patriotism is not the exclusive characteristic of Republicans and conservatives who fly the US Flag, however when upside down flags are flown when not in circumstances where people are in immediate danger of their lives, and require rescue by emergency services (Ambulance / Fire Rescue / Coast Guard / Police), it is a fair indication that the person flying an upside down US flag is indicating their political allegiance and loyalty: ergo, it is indicative of whom they are likely to be voting for in an election (unless of course they are Democrats / progressives in a MAGA neighbourhood who are doing a little grey man blending in for their own safety and security...they may just be living next door to a MAGA SCOTUS Justice ;) ).
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2024
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