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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

john316 said: ↑

stop porn like that
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It is meant to be eaten, not smeared on one's private parts, though kinky is, what kinky does, I would suppose.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

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Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

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Bullets that hit steel really do spark!

Proof?

Video captures group firing high-powered weapons in Miami Gardens (youtube.com)

also, these numbnuts don't realize crossfire is a thing to avoid.

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...and deep cycle batteries.

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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hot diggity said: ↑

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YES! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

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OldDude49 said: ↑

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She's gonna hurt you!

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Gives "Hug a root" a whole new meaning. A Cypress knee maybe?

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hot diggity said: ↑

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That's what coffee is for...and bacon!

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I win.

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