Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

And bad neighbors make good fertilizer!

 

It all depends upon whom one defines to be a bad neighbour.....




Note that the inverted Red patch with the white P denotes a political prisoner. not all of one's bad neighbours are on the other side of an international border.

 

Meh, if it was your bootlace, I guess, like Marjorie Moscow Greene, you'd be blaming Hunter Biden's dick picks, or Jewish Space Lasers...

 

I think I would loose my appetite

 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is the most painful experience a human can have; way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case.

Well, time for another beer.