Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Hehe... I miss NavySpeak! I've used nearly all these back in the day.

 

A sticky handshake, probably less so....but you already knew that

 

Opinions like St Paul's? Romans 1:26-27? 1Corinthians 6:9-10?

 

This is called snarfing.
In my job, every so often I get (have) to meet and greet some of our elected officials. Govenor, congress members and many commissioners.
When I have advance notice, I will go into the restroom and rub my hand on my sweaty balls and buttcrack. Then proceed to go and shake their hands. I do this so often my boss and coworkers refuse to shake my hand at these events. Many of which lunch is served.

 

I guess that is one way of avoiding being invited to such events...who would want their organisation represented by an @rsewipe who does d!ck moves like that?

I'm not sure that this behaviour is called 'snarfing', especially as far as co workers are concerned...who would eat food that has been contaminated with e-coli and smegma.

 

Me before my morning coffee

 

Getting hot in the Black Sea

Rob Lee on X: "Ukraine’s GUR says it sunk the Russian Ivanovets Project 12411 Molniya-class corvette / missile boat with naval drones last night. A prominent Russian voenkor also said it sank. https://t.co/cJxkEGdqdo https://t.co/SUFzORKDmw https://t.co/dyycwdB9NP" / X (twitter.com)

 

Looks like it could become a World of Warships scenario.