Planned law would require students dressed as 'furries' to be removed by animal control

sometimes we needs us a sense of humor???

"BE IT ENACTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF OKLAHOMA: SECTION 1. NEW LAW A new section of law to be codified in the Oklahoma Statutes as Section 11-301 of Title 70, unless there is created a duplication in numbering, reads as follows: Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities. The parent or guardian of a student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from the school, or animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student."

A [report](Oklahoma lawmaker's new bill would require students dressed as furries to be removed by animal control) at Not the Bee said, "Dressing up like anthropomorphic animal characters has become quite the trend these days, and there are quite a few reports of kids showing up for class looking like a Disney mascot."

Planned law would require students dressed as 'furries' to be removed by animal control

 

Will animal control take them to kill or no-kill shelters?

 

You are then just giving them the attention they are looking for.

 

Basically a "you can't ride the bus" bill.

If parents fail to pick up the kiddos, then animal control will.

"The parent or guardian of a student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from the school"

 

Take'em to the local animal shelter,, cage , feed and water them the same as the real furry critters . And don't let them out till a qualified adoptive family is approved for adoption.

 

Neuter and spay them at a minimum.

 

Reminds me of Bob Barker on "The Price is Right"
"Have your pet spayed or neutered!"

 

Be sure to give them ALL of their shots!