Yeah you would not want to be too edible in that water. Poor buggers in FNQ getting this a week before Christmas.
There has been a cyclone up the far North of Queensland, I am presently vacationing in Tasmania, not far from Blundstone which manufactures my preferred boots. Blundstone Australia - Work & Casual Chelsea Boots For Men Women & Kids my favourite is Coffee Suede..... But locked away in a secret closet somewhere.... BTW was looking through an antique shop and chanced upon a couple of 8 yard pleated kilts....'tis a pity I have lost my youthful, lithesome girth and neither were a satisfactory fit. (even were alterations to be attempted) A pity, given that they were only priced at Aus$65 each.) As to rescuing a cow, I'd give it a go...and perhaps a BBQing too
The last time I saw a similar valiant act was when they stopped that robber by putting a milk crate over the criminals head and waited for him to be arrested... ....
……he was not a robber. He was a lunatic who had already carved up a young women in a hotel room (deceased) and stabbed another random woman he passed on the street. His name is Mert Ney and he is now doing 44/33 years in custody for it.
Thanks for the clarification on the type of crime. I was more referring to the method of restraint by the milk carton crew.