Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I need this sign!

 

And he won't see a dime of it where he is

 

That would be the painting called "On a Winter's Day" inspired by their California Dreaming track.

 

“….two hours NE of Joint Base Charleston….”



is that in an F-35B
or walking





F-35B

Aircraft model



Weight: 32,410 lbs

Wingspan: 35′ 0″

Range: 1,036 mi

Top speed: 1,228 mph

Engine type: Pratt & Whitney F135

First flight: June 11, 2008

Manufacturer: Lockheed Martin Aeronautics

The F-35 can fly at speeds as high as Mach 1.6 and can carry an internal payload of four weapons without compromising its stealth. But it's not the F-35's firepower that really makes the difference, it's the computing power.

 

A divorced guy was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday because it would be his final child support payment. Month after month, year after year he had paid, and now at last he would be free of the financial burden.

So he called his daughter over to his house and said: ‘I want you to take this last cheque to your mother’s house. You tell her this is the last cheque she’s ever going to get from me. Then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face.’

The girl took the cheque and returned a couple of hours later. ‘Well,’ said the father gleefully, ‘what did she have to say?’

The girl replied: ‘She told me to tell you that you ain’t my dad.’