Dating in 2023

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  1. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

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  2. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    :eek::ROFLMAO:
     
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  3. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    And here I was thinking that my experiences had been bad! :LOL: Still, there is almost nothing worse than a blind date with women that want to talk about their ex-husbands, former lovers, or delinquent grown children. o_O Some manage to work all three into a conversation! :eek:It's enough to make you want to go to the bathroom and NEVER go back! :D I've decided to give up on dating and seek the out the services of professionals (aka whores, hookers, escorts, etc.). There is an incredible amount of variety to choose from and there are menus for every kink and budget. I'm sure that it would prove to be both less expensive and more satisfying than dating! Just a simple business transaction without the drama! :cool:
     
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    @Wildbilly
    Sir , Escorts is the proper nomenclature for the working professional folks.
    I'm thinking its a hard job to do , as I couldn't , plus who would pay this old bag of bones..
    I do know a few who are mothers of the kids I mentor within 4H.

    Sloth
     
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    One of the Joys of my life, is knowing that my original choice in Life Companion, was the correct one in the first place… Now, all I am looking forward to is celebrating 50 years, with AlaskaChick, coming up this September 1st… I just hope that I last long enough, to be there for her…
     
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  6. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    @BTPost 50 years!
    Congratulations on a wonderful and rewarding partnership.
    I'm coming up on 30 next February.
     
    Last edited: Apr 14, 2023
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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Ass is ass.
     
  8. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Yeah, I have never understood why America is so adamant against prostitution. If I have my history correct, and one seldom does as there is so much BS out there, that it really came from the depression era and the loss of family income, and many women went into the vocation because it paid extremely well for the day and was always in demand; however, with it came a huge increase with venereal disease given cause to the crack down on it and it becoming distasteful to the society. This mindset was never reversed even after antibiotics were discovered and made available. It is strange if one thinks of it logically, consenting adults agreeing to payment for services behind closed doors. I guess I could understand if they were doing it in the streets. LOL! Anyway, it's one of
    those strange things about America because if you go to other parts of the world. It's very common and can't be stopped anyway.

    @BTPost WoW! 50 years! Magic! I truly wish I would have met my wife earlier so I could have spent that much time with her; nevertheless, I am thankful for whatever time we will have together. Many say marriage is work; however, I believe if one finds the right companion it is nothing even close to work, yeah, there will be arguments but all-in-all the days fly by much too fast with the right person. Congratulations! We will celebrate our 18th wedding anniversary later this month.
     
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  9. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    Hope that you are alive and kickin' on September 1st, for your bride of 50 years...and for the rest of your family...and for us too!
     
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