Log in or Sign up

Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.

Tags:

Page 2476 of 3156

Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Apr 12, 2023

#49501

apache235, SB21, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Apr 12, 2023

#49502

SB21, Cruisin Sloth, Gator 45/70 and 5 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 12, 2023

#49503

SB21, tbf8170, Gator 45/70 and 2 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 12, 2023

#49504

SB21, mysterymet, Gray Wolf and 5 others like this.
johnbb Monkey+++

Minuteman said: ↑

Click to expand...

Oh how I miss vent windows

johnbb, Apr 12, 2023

#49505

Idahoser, SB21, Minuteman and 2 others like this.
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

hot diggity said: ↑

Click to expand...

Very very cool!

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Apr 12, 2023

#49506

SB21, Gator 45/70 and hot diggity like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

hot diggity said: ↑

Click to expand...

Sweet

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, Apr 12, 2023

#49507

SB21 and Gator 45/70 like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 12, 2023

#49508

Gray Wolf, mysterymet, SB21 and 1 other person like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

OldDude49 said: ↑

Amazon.com : liquid assfart spray
Click to expand...

She has to sleep sometime.

hot diggity, Apr 12, 2023

#49509

SB21, tbf8170 and Gator 45/70 like this.
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lost

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Apr 12, 2023

#49510

Gator 45/70 likes this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 12, 2023

#49511

mrghostwalker, mysterymet, OldDude49 and 5 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49512

Cruisin Sloth, OldDude49, SB21 and 3 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49513

techsar, SB21, Seawolf1090 and 2 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49514

Gray Wolf, techsar, SB21 and 3 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49515

Gray Wolf, SB21, Seawolf1090 and 2 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49516

Gray Wolf, johnbb, SB21 and 3 others like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49517

SB21, Seawolf1090, tbf8170 and 1 other person like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

Dad's "What if?" was always what if he'd joined the Merchant Marine's in the mid 1950's. Mine is "What if I did spend three years in the Base Library catching up on my reading instead of getting a job after I retired?" Mine wouldn't alter my kids trajectory much. I'm thankful Dad decided not to go to sea.

Last edited: Apr 13, 2023

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49518

SB21, Seawolf1090 and Gator 45/70 like this.
hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, Apr 13, 2023

#49519

SB21 and Gator 45/70 like this.
chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

hot diggity said: ↑

Click to expand...

But does the water come out faster?

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Apr 13, 2023

#49520

SB21, Gator 45/70 and hot diggity like this.

(You must log in or sign up to reply here.)

Page 2476 of 3156

Thread
On The First Day

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I...

Thread by: Yard Dart, Jan 24, 2021, 7 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Christmas Meme's, Jokes and Silly Post

Well we're never one to pass up a social media trend so: You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you heard of. ... [IMG]

Thread by: Yard Dart, Dec 10, 2020, 57 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
RoadRunner

Remember those hilarious Road Runner Cartoons? Interesting Variation

Thread by: Altoidfishfins, Feb 8, 2020, 6 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Swish the Water!!!!

[IMG]

Thread by: Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2018, 23 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Powerhouse Pepper - Fun Stuff From the 40's

I don't typically read comics, at least since I was a youth, but ran across Powerhouse Pepper by accident a few days ago. I took a look and I...

Thread by: 3M-TA3, Sep 20, 2018, 0 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Missing skills in most Monkey's skills inventory...

How to make a Man Bun Grow your hair out to at least 9–16 inches (23–41 cm). ... Pull your hair back and bunch it up towards the crown of your...

Thread by: Witch Doctor 01, Aug 1, 2018, 33 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Got your Bug Out Bag?

[ATTACH]

Thread by: Asia-Off-Grid, Jul 25, 2018, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Camouflage

Remember the principles of camouflage and concealment ladies...Shape, shine, spacing, surface, colour, silhouette, shadows......and movement...

Thread by: chelloveck, Jun 12, 2018, 5 replies, in forum: General Discussion
Thread
Click HERE To Learn the Secrets You Need to Win Moto's Monkey Challenge

New tips, secrets, and strategies will be posted frequently, so check back often to stay up to date!!! The first secret is to pick a really,...

Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jun 8, 2018, 15 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
A couple of dollars for dinner!!

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for...

Thread by: Yard Dart, Oct 10, 2017, 2 replies, in forum: Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing
Thread
HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

Eat your hearts out..... ohnoohno Got an email today from!!!! "Audit/Probe Panel Committee... the African Court of Human and People's Rights"...

Thread by: OldDude49, Sep 24, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]

Thread by: RJB, Aug 20, 2017, 35 replies, in forum: General Discussion
Thread
How soon we forget....

[IMG]

Thread by: Legion489, Jun 13, 2017, 8 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black...

Thread by: Yard Dart, Mar 28, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
The “Coyote Principle"

The “Coyote Principle.” #California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the...

Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 9, 2017, 6 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
BathrobeGate

Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....

Thread by: chelloveck, Feb 7, 2017, 23 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
If You Marry An Irish Girl

[IMG] Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)

Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

[IMG] my personal favority I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper

Thread by: Ganado, Feb 2, 2017, 156 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
Thread
Scandinavian Christmas Celebration

The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago. [MEDIA]

Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2017, 9 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions

17282WuJHksJ9798f34razfKbPATqTq9E7