Story Time

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 19, 2023.

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

And the rest

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jan 21, 2023

#41
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Fig-ured out tree

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 21, 2023

#42
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

Then Mary Ann

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 21, 2023

#43
SB21 Monkey+++

Climbed the mast

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Jan 22, 2023

#44
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

baked a pie

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jan 22, 2023

#45
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

pie up mast

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 22, 2023

#46
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Cherry pie, yum.

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jan 22, 2023

#47
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

No ginger needed.

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jan 22, 2023

#48
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

But wanted by

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 23, 2023

#49
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Three Ladies for

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 23, 2023

#50
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

Leaving the scene

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Jan 24, 2023

#51
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

of the crime.

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 24, 2023

#52
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

In a boat

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Jan 24, 2023

#53
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

only those who

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 24, 2023

#54
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Dunerunner said: ↑

only those who
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know really.... know

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jan 24, 2023

#55
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

the truth shall

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 24, 2023

#56

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BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

set you free

Bruce in alaska (BTPost) An Atheist will never be able to say, "I TOLD YOU SO"!! ....

BTPost, Jan 24, 2023

#57
SB21 Monkey+++

or kill you .

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Jan 24, 2023

#58
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

As time advanced

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 24, 2023

#59
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

we became sloths

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 24, 2023

#60