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chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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The last man who 'cleaned' his wife's cast ironware....\

He was grilled then battered to death.....

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Jan 5, 2023

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I've been wondering this exact same thing ,,, I've been guessing they got the placebo's , if they got anything at all .
I saw one of those clips when Bedumb got his shot in one of those fake oval office setups ,, and when the nurse inserted the needle and pushed the plunger , the plunger never bottomed out ,, like she just gave him half the shot ,,, that is not a practice I have ever seen a health proffesional do .

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Jan 5, 2023

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Criminals protect their own, at least at the upper levels.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

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Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

I have said the same thing , now if your a sports player, not in charge of anything (ball , and a bat / stick etc) you get the jab to play , F1 driver , Nope ! can't Krap out driving our 12 Mil $ car .
Sloth

Just my point that's all .

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Safety first.

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Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

Nothing like a rotating machine to snag hair, beard, loose clothing, etc. I guess the called him Half Beard after that!!

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

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No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

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hypocrites

No man is free unless he is allowed to defend his own life on a level at least equal to those who would take it.

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aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

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No the get the jab and any other vaccine only a better quality ! As proven by the anti flue vaccine here in europe,a more expensive sort.The criminals.

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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They live among us

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

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