Random Cool Tricks

Gotta be Russian!

 

I do this every chance I get. Usually with wine bottles. Most cashiers will just turn the belt off and make me move it down.
That guy looks about as sharp as the cashier I had at Walmart that snatched up a box of shotgun shells and had the bottom of the box pop open. He carefully put them all back in the box and picked it up the same way, dumping it again. I just had him throw them in a bag. I was happy that it wasn't a bulk box of .22 ammo.

 

I once was behind a shopper who put his credit card fown on the belt. Watched it slide under the end, out of sight.
I switched aisles, not knowing how long they'd need to find it.

 

I'f he'd have dumped a bulk box of 22's ,, I'd have to see if he knew how to count that high .

 

Monday milk maid. I like her milking stool.

 

Thats what I was think as well ,, I'd need a longer leg on the stool tho

 

I think she may have been using that stool since she was a little girl. I was always ready to push back, but that was a pretty stout shove.

Last time I milked a cow was almost fifty years ago.

 

Cross between a quarterhorse and a mule.

 

Retirement benefits? Probably not.

 

The Keep off the Furniture training cone.

 

If you have to care for someone with long hair who is restricted to bed it can be a problem dealing with their hair. The easiest solution is to gather it into a ponytail on the top of their head. It stays out of the way when they roll over and doesn't get in their face.

They might look like Zippy Pinhead when they get up, but it's a practical solution while in bed.

 

The real Zippy


I doubt you look like this - certainly no bow....