Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Hehe..... I have more than that here at my bedside.

 

I never thought of it that way. I've been doing them the hard way since Boot Camp.
Even a Marine can't screw up a hard egg on a griddle and you don't have to worry
about getting egg yolk on your tie.

 

I am reminded of an army camp where soldiers complained to the duty officer who was inspecting the diggers mess that the scrambled eggs were not up to scratch...the Duty Officer relayed the complaint to the head cook.

The following day the scrambled eggs were certainly of a firmer consitentcy, however, the cooks had added green food colouring to the mix and it more resembled a Dr Seuse breakfast than the usual bland offering.

 

...and a goose, a goat, the new girl, and a nest of wasps that you knocked out of a tree.