Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.

“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration.

“Thanks,” says the little boy.

As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little boy says, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren”………

 

Absolutely right! I have long said, the first worst thing We The People ever did was to allow political office to become a paid profession!

 

A shooter was continually nagged by his wife to take her deer hunting - so one weekend he did.
He gave her one of his smaller rifles and said “You walk up this side of the valley - I’ll walk up that side. If you get into any trouble, shoot three times into the air and I’ll come over.”
They head off and after about an hour he hears a single shot.
Then he hears three shots - and he rushes across the valley.
He finds his wife standing over a dead animal with another guy she is holding at gunpoint.
She tells her husband - “He says this is his - I shot it fair and square…”
The guy says “Lady you can have it - I just want the saddle back…”