Is your job useful?

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by melbo, Jan 19, 2008.


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  1. Yes

    26 vote(s)
    57.8%
  2. No

    19 vote(s)
    42.2%
  1. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++

    Dunno about that, cheaper than a girlfriend..... a LOT cheaper than a wife. Hookers are the low-price leaders.... um, or so I heard... :rolleyes:
     
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The original "pay-as-u-go".
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Margaritaville opening here in March....They've already talked to me...

    There. I said it.

    The job I've been training for all my life... [CRC]
     
  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I think Clyde meant his job.
    "Not in an economic downturn"
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I guess I could always fall back on Nursing...Been a while, but you don't forget it when you did it as long as I did...

    However, right now, M'ville is winning....

    Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes, Nothing remains quite the same....
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ???
     
  7. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Correct. My job is not useful in an economic downturn. I am not whoring myself or anything like that....well, I kind of am. I sell my services to the highest bidder and am paid a salary.
     
  8. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++

    I'm sure not all wives are like this but.... I have married friends that feel their wives try their best to spend money as fast or faster than they can make it. One of them is in a process of spending 60k renovating the kitchen because his wife just had to have it. What job does she have ? Zero, all the kids are grown she has no job. Except her self imposed job of outspending his income.
     
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Ah. Now I understand your statement.

    It's too bad (actually quite sad) that your friend has to buy his wife's affections (or silence, or whatever).
     
  10. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    60 grand huh..........

    a) Wife and new kitchen

    b) 120 good prostitutes


    hmmmmmmm.........
     
  11. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++


    Yeah it is. He works 7 days a week running an autoshop no vacations. At least not for him the owner. He's a nice guy that everyone gets along well with. His wife.... nobody can stand and has no real friends. For some odd reason that none of us can understand (but respect) he stays with her. Love is strange.....
     
  12. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++


    Yeah, he picked the kitchen and wife..... I don't get it either....
     
  13. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ever hear the saying 'cheaper to kep her'? Could have something to do with it. If spending $60k on a new kitchen what would half of all asets plus alamoney be? The $60k just might be the cheaper option.
     
  14. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I couldn't afford to get divorced even if I wanted to, misery it is [gone]

    j/k Tracy [booze] [peep]
     
  15. hartage

    hartage Monkey+++

    Lol, actually you hit it right on the head. He already crunched the numbers. It is cheaper to keep her.
     
  16. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Ya' aint seen nothin', yet. ;)

    I know. You may have been dumb enough to marry me, but you wouldn't be dumb enough to post your misery on a forum that I'm a member of (at least, not where I could see it:lol:).


    OOPS! Sorry we ran [OT].

    I'd like to think my job's useful.

    Home/Hearth (and all the back-breaking work therein)
    Children; care/safety/education.
    I doubt that administrative functions would be high in demand (lest someone needed a bean counter/contract admin/scheduler/PR clerk).
     
  17. NWPilgrim

    NWPilgrim Monkey++

    I would probably be SOL in a depression. I am a project manager for web application supporting sales teams in the silicon (chips!) industry. I've looked around for an alternate means of income, but most alternatives are far less then what I make now. Mainly working on piling up the IRAs, emergency savings, eliminate debt, and stocking up preps.

    I think a depression might be better than a recession. In a recession there are a lot of lay offs but we tend not to make drastic changes like moving to a tent, and we struggle to keep up the house and loan payments. And it is hard to give up on the old career and totally switch gears and expectations. In a depression we would be forced to wipe the slate clean and make drastic changes if necessary.

    If the economy got really bad we would probably invite one or more of daughters' families to double up with us and share expenses and earnings. We might move out of the suburbs into a much more rural area, or stay put and start a family business.
     
  18. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    On the civilian front, my unemployment wouldn't be so viable. On the other front, I see a pretty good chance that I'd be okay.
     
  19. KCwelder

    KCwelder Monkey+++

    I'm a welder/fabricator. If you can break it, I can fix it(usually). I imagine that in such a situation things that are normally thrown away will be repaired and pressed to serve a little more.
     
  20. hacon1

    hacon1 Monkey+++

    My job would be as usefull as tits on a boar hog!!!! I am a landscaper whose money comes from high end customers. The only good thing is I know how to raise animals, grow crops, pour concrete, hunt, fish, and if it has wheels, I can drive it. The landscaping would definatly be out of the picture though.
     
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