Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

I’ll take a shot.
“And this is how I ended up getting my party’s nomination to run for congress.”

 

#1 Son had an alligator about that size come straight up from a deep hole and grab his bobber when it was just a couple feet away. Saw the light colored underside of the jaw as it rose up above the water and decided it was time to find a new fishing spot. Some of the finest kayak paddling the boy has ever done was when he realized there was an alligator longer than his kayak right under him.

 

I've caught plenty gators, If its large enough your going for a ride,lol

 

RIP - Howard Hessman (AKA Doctor Johnny Fever)

 

Same here in the USA. All those filthy leftwing hippy freaks of the 1960s are now the "elder statesmen" running the Senate and House.

 

"Fine"
"Nothing"
and my favorite "Do what you want." (I did, and took her house destroying poodle/chow puppy back to its mother)

 

A few data points that I have experienced that indicate you are getting old:
- Cataracts
- I ponder turning the furnace on instead of bringing more wood up to the house
- I’m considering which medicare supplement plan to go with.
- When you see some hot coed at the mall and the first thought that pops into your mind is “Hmm, I wonder what her mom looks like?”

What data points do you all have that you are officially old?

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My 12 year old sense of humor likes this.