Facebook down hard

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DKR, Oct 4, 2021.


  1. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Seeing reports that Facebook and related apps down hard.

    The funny part is local reports that the employee cannot get into the buildings the key card system is down.

    True or fantasy? Dunno, I don't do social media.
     
  2. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    Cancelled my facebook account 2 years ago --don't trust them or social media crap
     
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    It is ALL TRUE… Facebook’s internal Global Network has it’s own Top Level DNS Server Systems, took themselves Offline thru a few Upgrade Errors this morning, and this brought down ALL entrances to their Systems Worldwide, and that includes ALL there Internal Security Apps, and Security Systems…. Employees can’t even get into the buildings, let alone get access to the Master Servers involved, even remotely… Even if they could get to the Servers, it will take many hours for any repaired DNS Data to filter down to the worlds DNS Resolvers run by all the ISPs of the world… Figure a day Minimum…
     
  4. nkawtg

    nkawtg Monkey+++

     
  5. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Hahahahaha
     
  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    It was also reported that during the outage the average IQ of US Citizens temporarily increased by 50.
     
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  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    I will be interested to see what Facebook says about what happened, and how they fixed it… Just to see if they come clean or try and just CYA…
     
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  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    They were resetting the algos considering the testimony on the hill tomorrow.
    "Let me test that, nope, not how it works. I think the whistleblower doesn't know what she's talking about."
     
  9. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Don't use Shitbook. To bad it did not go down permanently!!!
     
  10. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    IT'S BACK UP RUNN9ING NOW, WONDER HOW MANY MILLION THEY JUST BLEW THROUGH? ooops...din't mean the cap-locks but too lazy to change it.

     
  11. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    I hope people used it as an opportunity for people to ponder their dependence on social media
     
  12. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I think Mom broke it.
     
  13. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Good, let them taste the bitter pill! They have done everything they can to fuck with people they don't agree with, with complete communist censorship, and they have continued to get away with it for years and years, what should have gotten them shut the fuck down, has only strengthened them and empowered them more! I say burn it all down and piss in the ashes! Mark Zuckerberg should be rotting in a 6X8 cell with a concrete slab and a hole in the floor! Same with that other fuckhead Jack Dorcey, both should meet Kween Bubba for daily ass raping! While we're at it, That dude what runs google/YouTube needs to be in there getting his share! These big tech heads are all a bunch of untouchables, and they need to taste steel or lead!
     
  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    So that is how you feel ? I C ..
    At least with them Faceplant types I know who im meeting and there hand is played.
    S
     
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  15. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I heard they lost 7 billion in 5 hours of downtime. :( Should have been down longer.
     
  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Evidently I was subject matter on a Facebook group where my property is. Turns out I wasn’t what they feared though, a bum bringing down their property values. Even when you don’t bother anyone you bother some.
     
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  17. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    You can't please everybody,, don't even stress over trying to.
     
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  18. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well I guess so,Dudes been walking around for a week with a cast on his *ick I'd be concerned too ?
     
  19. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Geez just think of all the "Here's my lunch" pics that didn't get to be posted.
     
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  20. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    https://downdetector.com/

    Facebook wasn't the only site down. There were a LOT. Some people expected it. Some people also expect 'power outages' soon.
     
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