Meat Is Down!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Sep 23, 2021.


  1. Steverino

    Steverino #LEAVETHEGOP

    Might as well have her check the whole undercarriage while she's down there...
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    If you need help with anything, let me know. Happy to help, just down the road.
     
  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    They always told me ,, you can't hurt something that oils itself . :D
     
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  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Speedy recovery!
     
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  5. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    A lady doc is an advantage if things must be checked out from the other end.
    They usually have smaller fingers.
     
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I hope that it is not a testicular torsion @Meat....

    Such may not only be painful, but potentially have very bad consequences if not given timely treatment.

     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I guess that it could possibly be a referred pain from prostatitis, Prostatitis - Symptoms and causes in which case a digital probe may indeed be a possible diagnostic test. :eek:,

    though I think that there may also possibly be an ultrasound in Meat's meat future. ;)
    What You Need to Know About the Testicular Ultrasound too, depending on how thorough your Dr is inclined to be.


    Please keep us informed of your bottom line after your consult...

    This has been a Chello men's health PSA...enjoy! :LOL:
     
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  8. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    I've had prostate cancer for the last five years or so and it's being watched for growth by a urologist.
    I have to endure those penetrations twice a year as part of the exam, among other tests. Wish I had a female urologist. I think this guy was an ex-football player.
     
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  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Did you get the Jab or two ?
     
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  10. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Unless the jab is being given by Nurse Ratched, I don't think those hypodermics go into the gonads, :D
     
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  11. Airtime

    Airtime Monkey+++

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  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    + 10,000 on that ! My Dr. has fingers the size of a fence post !
     
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  13. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Right into the gutter. Reminds me of work about 3 seconds after clock in. :D
     
  14. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    This is what I’m thinking it is, pulled groin. This area would catch and pop occasionally and I’d die for about 2 seconds, it’s been happening as long as I can remember. Was sore a couple of weeks ago but I tried just walking it off. For whatever reason last Sunday…….OMG! Funny but serious if a guy was out in the middle of nowhere, with a pack. Yikes!
    0FC513A1-98A5-40A7-ACE1-66663F2E35CA.
     
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  15. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I’m thinking about going with a paper bag over my head, there could be some shrinkage due to the trauma down below.
     
  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Just tell her you took an ice bath so see if it helped with swelling/pain.
     
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  17. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    IIRC, Fred Garvin the famous male prostitute had the same issue, so he wore a truss. They HAVE the technology.
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    @Meat I have had a groin muscle act up from time to time and the symptoms are exactly as you describe. Yes, hurts to walk, move, do anything. Nothing helps but time... I admit I never went to the doctor for it probably because it hurts too damn bad moving to get there. Best of luck and let us know the outcome.
     
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  19. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I went today but really didn’t get a great answer except not a hernia most likely. I’m supposed to get X-rays tomorrow and return next week. I got big Ibuprofen from the pharmacy. She got real close to my left ball with her finger, I’m just glad it wasn’t my sister. She’s a doctor around these parts somewhere.
     
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  20. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    You never mentioned if she was hot?
     
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