I Fell Off The Wagon.

Back on the Chapstick. Don’t judge. (I’ve got plenty for the impending apocalypse)

 

Change of lipstick is suggested ?

 

As long as it's camo and not cherry flavored it's OK.

 

I was going to a camp with some guys in GA. I stopped for a fishing license and impulse bought some chapstick. Arrived and they had weird looks on their faces as we exchanged pleasantries. A while later I pulled out the "chapstick", applied it, and then read the label. Cherry Red with sparkles. It was lipstick.

 

I go with the original, plain. I’ll start freaking out if I don’t have one in my pocket. Lol.

 

Make yer own!

Bees wax, tallo, alo, camphor, mint!
Mix in a tuna can over the stove top on the lowest setting till liquid. Start out with about 1/4 capacity and tune the bees wax/tallo until you can apply with a Q tip cold! Easy

 

Yes, make your own! I remember asking the guy pumping the grease trap at a Hardee's what they did with that stinking putrid mess. He said dog food, chapstick, lipstick, and other cosmetics. That marked the day I bought my last chapstick.

 

Eww. So “plain” isn’t exactly plain then. Eww.

 

Make your own by walking up to a mule's ass and wiping a little bit of that remaining stuff on your lips.
It won't make them feel any better, but it sure keep you from lickin' 'em.

 

I use the burts bees beeswax kind. I had a friend from arkansas say his mom used to tell him to use chicken poop because that is guaranteed to keep you from licking your lips.

 

It’s a psychological issue, I think it stems from church camp around 1972. I was away for a week in the hot sun, licking my lips. (Lol) I returned looking like a monster and as I hopped off the bus I proclaimed “I’m never going back Mom!”