Cats

I can sure relate to that. I had a toothless Tomcat, who really doesn't like me very much, hunkered down in the bathroom sink last night, ready to bolt out the door. If he gets out before That Woman gets home he won't get any food, because the other cats will eat it all before he comes out of hiding. So he's toothless, but still has all his claws. Trying to nudge him out of the sink let me know I was in danger if I tried to block his exit strategy. Fortunately I'm the one with thumbs, and can operate a light switch. Bath towel over scary wild animal in sink, light off, and I can ease out the door, flipping the light back on as I close the door behind me.

He really looked angry this morning, but settled for staying in the bath tub and growling at me. The Crazy Cat Lady will be home in the morning and she can feed the evil toothless one.