DOG THREAD, WOOF, WOOF

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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    perfect characteristic for cow dogs and cutting horses
     
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  3. hot diggity

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    Tease any dog with a toy and you'll get the same laser focus, and in most breeds that's as far as it goes. Their eyes are on the ball, but their body moves like the kid on the Varsity basketball team with 00 on his jersey. The coach only puts him in because the score is 100-3 and it's the last game of the season. The desire is there, the coordination is lacking.

    Being a cat man I always thought the Border Collie had some cat genes.
     
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  5. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    that lady is going to need a show shovel to keep up with this puppy...
     
  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    When you need to pull a 'dozer out of the creek.......
     
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  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    dogs and little kids. What's not to like?
     
  9. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Amazing what a dab of beef stew on your cheeks will get.
     
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  10. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    This nice lady has a really good Youtube channel where she goes all over the british isles checking out all the less known breeds of dog! I got to meet her here in the U.S. While she was doing the dog show circuit!

    If I wasn't all ready happily married,...............
     
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  11. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Maybe more importantly, is she and does she like older men?
    The foreshortened view of that puppy makes it look larger than life (but maybe not by much.)
     
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  12. hot diggity

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  13. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    looks like a caucasian shepherd? If it is, they can weigh in over 200lbs so yeah... its still a BIG floof.
     
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  14. hot diggity

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  16. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I don't know anything about this! Lol!
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  17. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Peanut butter on the finger. Or maybe a finger dipped in bacon fat?
     
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  18. Grand58742

    Grand58742 Monkey+++

    Mine won't bite my hand, but she loves to go after Blankey Monster that hides under the comforter.

    Of course, Blankey Monster does tend to "attack" her before she goes after it.
     
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  19. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Mine are all "Soft Mouth" so it's not really a bite, more gumming with teeth! Lol!
    And we know all about the Blankey monster as well! Lol!
     
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  20. hot diggity

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    Watch dog on duty at Macy's department store, New York City, 1954.
     
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