New Anal Swab Testing for COVID-19

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  1. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    so... reports are some of our politicians are in bed with the CCP... so next... well...you ready for it if it comes here?

    Chinese Citizens Decry New Anal Swab Testing for COVID-19

    Beijing and other Chinese regions have recently begun conducting anal swab tests on people, claiming that they can more accurately detect COVID-19 than the more commonly used nasal swabs.

    Chinese people expressed concerns about the new testing method—sometimes done in front of others at quarantine centers—saying it is an invasion of privacy and also extremely uncomfortable.

    This week, several Chinese local governments talked about performing anal swabs for nucleic acid testing, in addition to nasal swabs, on “key groups” who are suspected of having contracted the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) virus.

    The new test was first introduced in Beijing, the country’s capital.

    On Jan. 20, the Beijing city government announced at a daily press conference that it performed anal swab tests on 1,298 people, who are students, teachers, and other staff at a school where a 9-year-old boy was diagnosed with COVID-19 on Jan. 18.

    Soon after, Chinese media reported that residents in Hebei, Shandong, and Liaoning provinces also had to take anal swab tests. They complained that the process was uncomfortable, while some said the procedure made them feel like defecating.

    News of the new testing method caused a stir.

    “I’d rather not travel than allow a nurse to pick up anal swabs,” became a popular keyword search phrase on Chinese social media platforms.

    Dozens of Chinese state-run media outlets posted a schematic diagram to show people how a nurse would take the anal swab from people, and explained that the process takes about 10 seconds.

    State-run media also quoted medical specialists and doctors, who claimed that the anal swab would be more accurate than a nasal swab.

    “The asymptomatic carriers and COVID-19 patients with mild-symptoms can recover very quickly. In three to five days after the infection, their pharynx will be virus-free,” state-run CCTV quoted an infectious disease doctor at Beijing You’an Hospital as saying in a Jan. 23 segment. “Stool samples will contain the virus for a longer time.”

    The doctor added: “testing from the anus can improve the detection rate and reduce the false negative rate.”

    But inaccurate Chinese-manufactured testing kits has long been a problem, since the pandemic began in China last year.

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    Chinese Citizens Decry New Anal Swab Testing for COVID-19
     
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  2. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    BOHICA!
     
  3. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    LMAO. oops... poor choice of words.
     
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  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I blew coffee out both nostrils...bohica
     
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  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Why don't they just collect feces? Everybody could dump a load on their doorstep, so to speak.
     
  6. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    That is actually a very good question. I've a suspicion that Chinese testees are browbeaten into compliance, not to mention keeping traceability of samples under control.
     
  7. johnbb

    johnbb Monkey+++

    The current illegal government is doing a good job of screwing us in the ___ -----a rectal swap would be a piece of cake
     
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  8. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    I have "Exit Only" tattooed on my ass.
    :(
     
  9. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I grew up in the 70’s so...... Temps were taken a little differently back then, at least in my hollow. Now this, Meh. Lol.
     
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  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Any swab they want to collect from my Anus can be gotten after I dump on their front steps... Just give me their address.... How about 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
     
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  11. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    A nasal swab would be bad enough...
     
  12. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

  13. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I can send them my samples via Trebuchet ,,, :D
     
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  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    It's to make you a surp and cower ,, Remember the boot camp stuff plus,,
    And I bet many Woman will be hurt / violated plus.
    Enough SAID .
    S
     
  15. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    They walking like penguins. Even if it’s doctored video I still got a laugh.
     
  16. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

  17. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

  18. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

  19. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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