Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! Despite the Rona, were rockin it here and flippin Gov'ness K8 the big finger! Eat, Drink, and be Marry, for the morrow knows no future but what we make of it! God Bless us All!
I think the latest edict is that "Elf on the Shelf"s have to wear masks and are limited to six per household. There is a rumor that she may be imposing a ten day jar or box quarantine just before Christmas, I mean the Non Denominational Winter Solstice Holiday.
Our elf is refusing to get in an approved quarantine container until my jug of Jack is almost, but not quite empty...
Dr Fouche told the World yesterday that Santa Claus was immune to Covid-19 and would still be in business on Christmas Eve....
Thanks @BTPost I was worried he wouldnt make it this year! NORAD has a tracking site for Santa Official NORAD Santa Tracker
Santa seen here showing off his new cookie collection device and his slightly updated costume reflecting the new 2020 fashion trends. Just remember, kiddoes, all cookies must be individually wrapped and milk must be in it's original sealed containers.