Twisted Conspiracies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TXKajun, May 31, 2020.


  1. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    K, I have waaaayyyy too much time on my hands what with C-19, retirement, stock market tanking, etc. Add in that my mind kinda works in strange ways and the following thoughts came to me, all of a conspiratory nature. Here goes.

    Does anyone else wonder about the timing of the introduction of "meatless meat" products and suddenly, due to C-19, pigs, cattle, chickens are being euthanized like crazy due to the underproduction of the slaughter houses? And right in there is:

    It sure seems like a strange coincidence that the C-19 virus is causing the emptying of prisons, thereby freeing up room to incarcerate folks who defy their local officials' illegal quarantine demands. And why are the rioters of the Floyd mess not being arrested and put into some of these empty cells?

    Add to that the price of meat in the stores going astronomical, considering that folks are out of work, struggling with bills, trying to maintain a residence and family. C-19 strikes again. And that brings us back to the first thought above regarding "meatless meat".

    Course, I have a strange mind, so it's probably nothing.

    Kajun
     
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  2. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I like the post though. About Meat. I always try to keep an open mind but.......I’m not a big conspiracy guy. At least I think 95 percent of them can be dismissed. Lots going on right now. A heck of a lot.

    One thing I’m positively certain of though. The glee being felt by many for the tanking of the US economy. Not sure if it was designed. Most folks don’t give two f@cks about 100k plus or minus souls lost. (I’m still highly skeptical about the numbers. Oops)The leaders in opposition to Donny included. They’re loving it, times 10, trust me. Humans are f@cked up in the head. All of us. :D
     
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Meatless meat has been around for a very long time....but it's a pity that the rhetorical question hadn't been asked and researched earlier...one may have made a very canny investment in meatless meat production:

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    Beyond Meat is going public. Meat alternatives are going mainstream.
     
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  4. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    ^^^^I won’t go within 10 feet of meatless Meat, mate.
     
  5. Capt. Tyree

    Capt. Tyree Hawkeye

     
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  6. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    Remember Tuesday is Soylent Green day enjoy
     
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  7. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    And I want to know what the third event will be.
    Call covid #1. A very deliberately introduced and massively over-hyped flu, but it did a number on the economy, and civil liberties.
    Riots #2. Also highly orchestrated, and the "hot summer" hasn't even started.
    #3 ?? The coup de grace to the US as a Republic. Any ideas? An EMP would fit the bill perfectly... Or the ChiComs calling in all their notes. And when POTUS tells them to pound sand, the IMF decides to make the yuan the worlds reference currency?
     
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I think u r on to something and there will be a 3rd event. I'm with @Lancer it will prolly have to do with china
     
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  9. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I bought thirty pounds of sliced bacon at Piggly Wiggly yesterday for a dollar a pound. In the market for a cow or two now. Will not play raise the bar with these asswipes, not as long as I have a bullet.
     
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  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Lets split is out this way

    #1 - COVID 19 loosed on the world - China

    #2 - Overhyped response to wreck the economy (to get Trump) - Democrat party/their media controllers (AKA The Left)

    #3 - Clearly coordinated (nationally) and aided/abetted riots over an otherwise routine death (yes, people die in POPO custody all time, like Epstein) - this is an open question.
    Who? foreign players? Deep State? Sister Mary Agony of the Sisters of Perceptual Motion (mine was Sister Leo, nasty woman) or the infamous TPC?

    Now lets dig a bit more

    #1 - Covid 19 - China banned internal travel, but allowed masses of infected to roam the EU and US. The virus may be 'natural' but the way China handled this disease smacks of "Blanket diplomacy" (vague reference to smallpox laden blankets given to the local Natives in early N/A history).
    The real question - was this the onset of total global economic war or the act of a desperate regime facing the complete collapse of their own internal economy?
    Or just a bunch of dumbaSs mistakes from the 3rd world 'medical' system run by incompetents?

    #2 - overhyped response to destroy the *Trump economy*. No brainer, it is/was all "get Trump.".

    #3 - Long hot summer. Since the KGB has been out of business for a while, we can't blame them - this time.
    (for the young or young of heart - Long, hot summer of 1967 - Wikipedia)
    Long, hot summer of 1967 refers to the 159 race riots that erupted across the United States in 1967. In June there were riots in Atlanta, Boston, Cincinnati, Buffalo, and Tampa. In July there were riots in Birmingham, Chicago, New York City, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, New Britain, Rochester, Plainfield, and Toledo. 1968 was an election year.

    The Sword and the Shield: The Mitrokhin Archive and the Secret History of the KGB. Yes, the politics of the US and the KGB do intersect. Or did.

    Now that KGB is out of service, who is next? Follow the money, who will benefit the most?

    Suspect #1 -
    George Soros, made his fortune by crashing the Brit economy, and he stands to profit from this. He directly and thru his network of 'charities' has heavily funded BLM, the major coordinator of record for these 'protests'.

    Suspect #2 -
    Deep State/Mass media moguls. This is less certain. The mass media does get their ratings (and ad revenue) from riots/blood/disaster, so they have to be considered at least a co-conspirator. The Rodney King Riots were started by the non-stop hyping of a edited tape showing Rod getting his ass kicked by the cops.
    This time around the Social Media/SJW have filled that role.
    The *Deep State* actors control the money, so burned out cites will need lots of FedGov bucks for 'recovery. That offers an opportunity for the DS actors to siphon off funds for their use.
    That the Democrat Party are fellow travelers with the DS is IMO, accepted fact. Since this also an election year, the connection can't be overlooked.

    Or Could be just the folks in the 'da hood' looking for an excuse to burn things down. I habve made the point many times in the past that most of these urban cesspits are slow-motion riots everyday.

    @Lancer it isn't a conspiracy theory if it's true.....





     
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  11. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

    I do NOT believe in coincidences.....
     
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  12. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Rule 39
    There is no such thing as coincidence.

    Rule 35
    Always watch the watchers.

    Rule 36
    If it feels like you're being played, you probably are

    All of these apply tot he COVID 19 scheisse.
     
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  13. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Rome is falling 2.0, for many of the same reasons Rome 1.0 collapsed.
     
  14. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Events #s 3,,4,,5,,,,, then mail in voting,,,, then the replacement of the Donald ,,,, then the Civil war,,,,,
     
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  15. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Number three may well be the Loony Liberal Left committing election fraud to a degree never imagined before, to try to make sure Mr. Trump "loses" the election. And, I expect to see that Socialist organization running more AOC type actors for House seats. They are actively attempting a 'quiet coup' by stacking Congress with socialist ringers. Eventually they'll have enough to skew political action by the government.
     
  16. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Good things seem to come in threes, I suppose maybe not so good things too., We got this virus thing having us voluntarily follow edicts from Parliament and created the “New Normal”, now we got Liberals of the rainbow burning down cities in memory of a murdered man, and now maybe we’ll get a hurricane, but surely not until Rioters and Looters piss off the truck drivers so bad that they’ll stop deliveries of over priced beef, vegetable, and toilet paper, not to mention Plasma TVs, Nike Shoes, booze and cigarettes, and that medicine you need to stay alive. Bet we’ll eat that man-made meat and get chipped then for sure. My glass is always half full; I am the eternal Optimist! Just maybe sometimes what it is full of is Shit.
    I’ve had this armadillo tearing up my lawn and digging burrows. I set a live trap and caught that sucker, intending to relocate him, let him be someone else’s lawn trouble. Unfortunately, he died before I thought to check the trap and now I got big dead armadillo to dispose of; any good recipes? Charlie says I should still relocate him and let him be someone else’s lawn trouble….that just seems wrong, but I suppose nobody goes outside anyway without a mask to protect themselves from Covid-19 and Video Surveillance cameras, and rubber gloves, for finger prints I suppose? I hear Walmart has sold completely out of those plastic gasoline cans and bottled beer suddenly has become more popular than cans for the first time in a long while. Maybe a neighbor will give him a Viking send-off…throw a Molotov cocktail on the swollen armored quadruped. Take care of that pesky grass too while they’re at it, maybe chase a few snakes off.
    Things might start to get really shitty out there, friends. Food might get scarce, more abuses of power from those that we would rather fix things for us, but it’s going to get worse. We let them destroy a stable economy with fear and we are only beginning to see the ripples from that rock in the pond. Now we got a bunch of terrified people willing to forgo social distancing to grab a few new electronics through a broken burning window in the name of Justice. And the next chapter? No doubt, category 5 and show Katrina what a real storm is. Nobody ever bothers to really prepare for these things, I mean they’ll take good care us, we’ll get free medicine, government housing, complete with 5G.
     
  17. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

    3a5335a4d6d1acd2.
     
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  18. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    The latest one I heard is that Mr Floyd isn’t deceased. No way!! That’s a stretch for me but.....I don’t believe that his demise was a racial thing personally. (Yeah yeah, the colors fit ) A stupid thing yes! Manslaughter yes. Messing with the carotid artery for longer than a few seconds is just plain ignorant. If the officer turns out to have a racist past or ? I’ll obviously stand corrected.
     
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  19. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Stupid is not restricted to racists, but this one doesn't pass the smell test.
     
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  20. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    The cop involved - and under arrest - had an open complaint, why the hell he was on patrol is a ding on the dumb-ass that is supposed to be to the Chief of Police.
     
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