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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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    hot diggity, May 2, 2020
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  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, May 2, 2020
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  3. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    I don't like wine....

    6EE5CF79-4DF6-4962-9FE9-70B6F272482D.
     
    runswithdogs, May 2, 2020
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  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    dui.
    oz.
    poopy.
     
    Brokor, May 2, 2020
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  5. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    In that case, the wine, no make that bourbon, is for me!
    Improvise, adapt, overcome...
     
    3M-TA3, May 2, 2020
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  6. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    daily-morning-awesomeness-38-photos-3-5.
     
    OldDude49, May 3, 2020
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  7. john316

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    john316, May 3, 2020
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  8. Marvin L. Steinhagen

    Marvin L. Steinhagen Monkey+++

    Re; Witch Dr.'s post 26369. Good illustration but the math is off. Two Great Danes equal Eight feet, Four Beagles equal sixteen feet, and eighteen Chihuahuas equal 72 feet. I suggest a different measure, One market weight barrow equals four feet..
     
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    Marvin L. Steinhagen, May 3, 2020
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  9. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Nose to base of tail? Or end of Tail? (Hey, details matter!)
     
    runswithdogs, May 3, 2020
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  10. Marvin L. Steinhagen

    Marvin L. Steinhagen Monkey+++

    Nose ring to end of stretched out tail
     
    Marvin L. Steinhagen, May 3, 2020
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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Are any of those distances less than 6 feet? No!;)
     
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  12. Godzilla

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    Godzilla, May 3, 2020
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  14. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Ya wrong Scope
     
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  15. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Looks like a long eye relief, cantilevered photo-shop job.
     
    hot diggity, May 3, 2020
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  16. Godzilla

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    Godzilla, May 4, 2020
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    Godzilla Monkey++

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    Godzilla, May 4, 2020
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    Godzilla Monkey++

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    Godzilla, May 4, 2020
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  19. runswithdogs

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    So you only need one mastiff........ well... more like 3/4....
     
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  20. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well,It has a light?
     
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  6. Witch Doctor 01
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    How to make a Man Bun Grow your hair out to at least 9–16 inches (23–41 cm). ... Pull your hair back and bunch it up towards the crown of your...
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    Got your Bug Out Bag?

    [ATTACH]
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  8. chelloveck
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    Remember the principles of camouflage and concealment ladies...Shape, shine, spacing, surface, colour, silhouette, shadows......and movement...
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  10. Yard Dart
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    HOO HAAA! I are the special! (Honest?)

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  12. RJB
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    AZ Antifa tips on using a 9mm Clock

    This looks like satire, but it's hard to tell these days. [MEDIA] [MEDIA]
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  13. Legion489
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    How soon we forget....

    [IMG]
    Thread by: Legion489, Jun 13, 2017, 8 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  14. Yard Dart
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    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me

    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Mar 28, 2017, 12 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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    The “Coyote Principle.” #California “The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the...
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 9, 2017, 6 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  16. chelloveck
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    BathrobeGate

    Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
    Thread by: chelloveck, Feb 7, 2017, 23 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  17. Yard Dart
    Thread

    If You Marry An Irish Girl

    [IMG] Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
    Thread by: Yard Dart, Feb 4, 2017, 10 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  18. Ganado
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    Your Best Non-Swearing Insult

    [IMG] my personal favority I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
    Thread by: Ganado, Feb 2, 2017, 156 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
  19. 3M-TA3
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    Scandinavian Christmas Celebration

    The Viking blood has not been diluted very much since we stopped our International Shopping Junkets a thousand or so years ago. [MEDIA]
    Thread by: 3M-TA3, Jan 5, 2017, 9 replies, in forum: Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions
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