Toilet paper

Toilet paper is one of 7 things that holds society together. Probably ought to stash some right?
One of the things I didn't like about my toilet paper stash was it's relatively low density. Especially since it's not "food".
I had an idea of what the answer was but was unable to find it. Well the toilet paper shortage may have solved it.
Coreless toilet paper. It is now widely available.
I'm also storing it with rat poison blocks hidden back behind the tp where dogs and little kids can't get to it.

 

Got a bum gun. The first time the Mr used it his nuts went up into his chest. Water is a little cold, hehe. Save a fortune on tp now tho.

 

I bought two cases of 60 rolls at the out set and 2- 24 packs since so not to worried about it since its just me and the wife

 

What's T.P. ?

 

Either I'm regular,, irregular,, a freak ,, oddball ,,, and not that I really care , because I'm getting along just fine. But ,, just how much damn crapping paper does a person use ??? Since this whole damned virus thing started ,,, I have used maybe 2 1/2 rolls of crapping paper ,,, and I shit you not ,,, I dropped 1 whole roll in the crapper by accident. So ,, I'm thinking I can get by on 1 roll per month ,, and that's normal for me ,, so what the hell are these people going to do with a 5-10 year supply of crapping paper ???? How much freaking paper does 1 person need ????

 

Don't go all Sheryl Crow on us and claim that you only need ONE square per visit! Some days you need a few feet, some days a few yards, then half a roll, and ...then sometime you need a shower!

 

I still have 24 rolls individually vacuum sealed (makes them really flat) from around 1995 or so, when I bought my first vacuum sealer. I also have 3 packs of a T-shirt, socks, and underwear sealed nice and flat as well, just as old.
Never have had to give any thought to unsealing those rolls. Never understood anyone who runs out of something before thinking about buying more.

 

You can always raise rabbits if TP runs low

 

I've been considering that, but the cold water is why I haven't gone ahead. The ones I've looked at tell you to hook up to the hot water supply, but it would take forever to get warm through that tiny 1/4" feed and then when it gets there it's eventually going to get HOT. Neither sounds all that great to me.

Due to my diet and being a man, I go through a roll every 2-3 weeks, the Mrs., though.... completely different story. I might be better off buying my own paper mill.

 

Stay out of the cheap TexMex places. Cuts usage amazingly...

 

Most people don't realize you can use both sides.

 

Honestly it isn't that bad when you are expecting it, but it does get progressively colder if you keep it running. Then again I will stand in snow barefoot in my underwear and be fine so I may not be a reliable witness to how cold it really is when applied to the nethers.

Still beats a corncob!

 

It doesn't surprise ANY of us that you have stood in snow barefooted in your underwear. Got to go snake!!

 

Yes, we do.

 

Aw, c'mon folks, after all, Nancy Peelosi bellieves you can pick up a turd by the clean end! *sarcasm off*