New Shoes for Ditch Witch?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Apr 9, 2020.


  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Apr 9, 2020
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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Hate to be the horse. Ouch.
     
    ghrit, Apr 9, 2020
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  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    I hope you didn't pick them.
     
    HK_User, Apr 9, 2020
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  4. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    umno.
     
    ditch witch, Apr 9, 2020
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  5. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think they be more like these

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    :eek:
     
    chelloveck, Apr 9, 2020
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  6. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    post #1 and #5 .. ..

    Lucy said, no, no, no, oh heck no.

    whoever came up with dat better run .. .. they is in mortal danger .. ..

    ya do not wanna see Lucy when she is angry .. ..
     
    sec_monkey, Apr 9, 2020
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I thought the cherry was a nice feminine touch. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Apr 9, 2020
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  8. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I'd ask what kind of girl y'all think I am, but that's a door I ain't gonna open.
     
    ditch witch, Apr 9, 2020
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  9. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    A nice girl...


    ...that should be safe...


    I hope...
     
    techsar, Apr 9, 2020
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  10. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    ...and here I was thinking that it was an eyeball!
     
    Wildbilly, Apr 9, 2020
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I don't think that is an optic nerve. ;)
     
    chelloveck, Apr 9, 2020
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  12. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I'm a gonna keep quiet here!
     
    Ura-Ki, Apr 10, 2020
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  13. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well,I must say a quick kick too the groin one may lose something to those teeth?

    bites.
     
    Gator 45/70, Apr 11, 2020
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