Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Put up a bird feeder, you'll have all the squirrels and mourning doves you can bake in a pie or three.

 

I have a feeder at the beach, and it keeps the outside cats entertained. I don't want to encourage more birds and critters to eat my pears, apples and figs. Even if I fattened them up, it's still not a fair nutritional trade for fresh fruit. Skinny squirrels I can eat, and tack their hide to the tree to discourage other fruit nappers.

 

What if she does? What if she bangs the pump nozzle violently against the filler neck multiple times using both hands?

Like I didn't have enough to be aware of already, now I have to watch how women handle a gas pump?

 

Monday.

 

Someone really wanted those refried beans