Everybody was Kung Flu Shopping

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Mar 21, 2020.


  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    These lyrics came to me this morning while at the local grocers

    "Everybody was Kung Flu shopping
    Filling their carts without stopping
    Body checked that little old lady
    And that mom with her baby
    But I got my toilet paper
    I'll sell it on Craig's List later ..."

    Now I can't get the music from "Kung Fu Fighting" out of my head
     
    3M-TA3, Mar 21, 2020
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  2. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    cue the tunes!

     
    DKR, Mar 21, 2020
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  3. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    for more fun, the Steven Chow version from Shaolin Soccer
     
    DKR, Mar 21, 2020
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  4. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+++

    Still gets played on the radio by the oldies station.
     
    Oddcaliber, Mar 22, 2020
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  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    The Master,Take heed !!!
     
    Gator 45/70, Mar 22, 2020
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  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Shades of Jim Varney :)
     
    3M-TA3, Mar 22, 2020
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