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OMG I would love it if someone proposed the Beano/ GasX thing for cows to AOC and had her actually say it in a news conference! We could all contribute a few $ to the winner of that!

 

It is pretty clear that AOC needs to eat some grits, drink some sweet tea, and just go ahead and fart when she feels the urge. AT least then, she could apologize for disrupting.

 

I am going to cook some chicken legs for dinner tonight, should I cook the front legs or the back legs?

 

I'd cook one of each - that way the chicken can still hop around until tomorrow's dinner.

 

Sort of like a carbon buttprint?

It's likely that the other freshman stooges Omoear, Presshempley, and Tlarryib, will cut AOCurley some slack when she cuts the cheese. That carbon stuff is only for "We the Little People"; the big people are simply more equal that the rest of us when it comes to use of resources. This is why they fly to a different high profile meeting about the dangers of fossil fuels every day or so instead of just participating by teleconference.

 

Ran out of Jim Beam? Ohh for shame!
I would never admit that on a public forum.
One may as well admit that they have an affinity for barnyard animals.

 

I do have a certain affinity for bacon though not in the Epstein type of affinity

 

I like the hind legs on a chicken, but prefer the front legs on a turkey. Turkey hind legs have too many sinews in the way.

 

Now the silly girl wants the UN to supervise our borders.

Hey Mort!! Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

 

We are here with answers from a wise old moose. Ships require water, so there are none in space because space is sort of like that distance between yer ears, not much there to float a boat unless you eat a lot of bananners.