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apache235 Monkey+++

They could always get a job as a javelin catcher during olympic tryouts, or perhaps a new green deal shooting range would hire them as bullet catchers - to save the planet you know.

apache235, May 16, 2019

#21781

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Cruisin Sloth said: ↑

Where would you get a real job ??
Are they just HO2/HO wasters ??
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Dope shops where it's legal and porn shops. My guess is that it lives in Portland or Seattle.

EDIT: Next Portland Mayor

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, May 16, 2019

#21782

Cruisin Sloth, mysterymet, Gator 45/70 and 1 other person like this.
oldman11 Monkey+++

mommy’s babies

oldman11, May 16, 2019

#21783

mysterymet, Gator 45/70 and SB21 like this.
SB21 Monkey+++

A metal detector tester.

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, May 16, 2019

#21784

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 16, 2019

#21785

fmhuff, Ganado, SB21 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 16, 2019

#21786

fmhuff, mysterymet, OldDude49 and 5 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 16, 2019

#21787

fmhuff, Ganado, OldDude49 and 6 others like this.
Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

............

When seconds count the nearest legally armed citizen is hours away.

Gator 45/70, May 16, 2019

#21788

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, May 16, 2019

#21789

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, May 16, 2019

#21790

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hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

hot diggity, May 16, 2019

#21791

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, May 17, 2019

#21792

Wild Trapper, weaselrunner, 44044 and 8 others like this.
oldman11 Monkey+++

People should have to work or do without.
MAGA

oldman11, May 17, 2019

#21793

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OldDude49 Just n old guy

Dietrich Bonhoeffer: “Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act.”

OldDude49, May 17, 2019

#21794

Wild Trapper, 44044, Gator 45/70 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 17, 2019

#21795

Wild Trapper, Gator 45/70, tbf8170 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 17, 2019

#21796

Wild Trapper, Yard Dart, Zimmy and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 17, 2019

#21797

Wild Trapper, Gator 45/70, Motomom34 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 17, 2019

#21798

Wild Trapper, Gator 45/70, Motomom34 and 4 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, May 17, 2019

#21799

Gator 45/70, tbf8170, OldDude49 and 3 others like this.
DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

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Ah, yes. MAD's "Snappy answers to stupid questions"....

I am DKR -- Click on my name to see my books
Those who live asleep will awake with horror...too late.

DKR, May 17, 2019

#21800

Witch Doctor 01, Gator 45/70, oldman11 and 1 other person like this.

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