I'm disappointed that you didn't also list your admirable attributes. You are in good company though....tribal chest beating can be so invigorating and, well, liberating. As for me, I am the same person today that I was yesterday, before I read OldDude's clickbait invitation to confected outrage, and self identity political drum thumping. ...ah....now....I feel better..... no Snickers needed.
I don't remember where I saw it, so I can't give credit to the originator. The originator's comment was "I left my shotgun unloaded and outside by my front door and it did not threaten anyone the whole day. The next day I left it outside my front door, but loaded and it did not shoot anyone all day. I think it is defective and need to return it to the manufacturer for repairs."
The internet has the same way of leaving a sour belch to ever contaminate the thoughts of the self righteous right too. Political internet indiscretions (and their retention in the 'wayback machine') are pretty catholic.
It's funny how they rationalise their ideals and try and force it on those of us enlightened enough to see through the lies! What a world we live in where feelings dominate every thing, common sense is rare these days! As to my guns, I'll keep them safe from harm, don't worry!
The preference for and ability to insert one's pen!s into an ammo cartridge. I believe Donald is an ammosexual, but anything bigger than a .22 short and he's just a loose d*ck.
No, if a government commits terrorist acts its called state terrorism...when one's own government does it, it usually wraps it in the national flag and calls it patriotism.