Asking For a Friend

Asking for a friend, Seems his wife and girlfriends have gone to the beach for 4 days.

He is wondering what he can do with his time or better yet what would you do with 4 days of relaxation?
Play with the dogs?
Cook?
Pee in the shower?
Thanks ahead of time,I'll pass along the suggestions!

 

As a single man ,, I don't know what I would do under those circumstances,,,depends on how long he's been married,,,,after 4 days , he might wish to have spoken to a lawyer and continued that 4 day stretch,,,but in the meantime,,he could grab a couple cases of beer , a bottle of Likker , and a pack of hot dogs and take the dogs fishin',,,

 

Enjoy the peace and quiet! Shoot a few rounds, drink a beer or three, kick back, sleep late and make the coffee a bit stronger and take a nap after the first cup in the morning.

 

That's a great game plan, I'll pas it on

 

I thought you'd like my daily schedule.

 

His wife's girlfriends or his girlfriends? Makes a difference in planning you know.

 

Its the wife girlfriends from what I understand.

 

Not gonna touch that one!

 

HA!

 

Hit every bikini bar within 20 miles?

To our wives and sweet hearts. May they never meet!

 

Ha, go Huntin, or Fishin, Drinkin chocolate milk strait up right out of the carton, Taking a bubble bath ( using the wife's good bubble stuff) with a good pipe full and a couple three fingers of scotch on ice, watching the Stars channel restricted programming, Doing burn outs in front of the asshole neighbors house, firing up the BBQ and burnin up a 24 Oz RibEye and Tater, drink more Scotch, smoke another Pipe full, Sleep all over the bed, leave the seat up. put your feet up on the table! I got more, but this is a good start for the first day!

 

I like the way you think, I'll pass it on!

 

You know, I don't think these girls wear very much of course I won't physically know, Just rumors man!

 

For all this help from his Brain's Trust, he needs to share some beach photos from their trip, with his pals (us), after they return. Why? Because...

 

Steaks Whiskey and Cigars no talk no drama and what ever you want on TV or Music plus you never have to get dressed

 

Dude, you should see some of the Beach attire that's popular now, Lets just say the Tag is the largest piece of fabric on the entire suit! I will not allow the wife to wear one ( in public), and No i'm not posting pictures!

 

No, My friend's wife has gone to the beach with a couple other gal's, I can't necessarily see pictures of them being posted.
However the local bump and grind joint may allow a few picts from paying gents,You never know ?

 

The wife goes and visits her mother for a full month when she goes because it takes about 40 hours to get there and the plane ticket isn't cheap - so - I insist she stays a full month, by then she's fed up and ready to come home. LOL! But, believe me, I enjoy the time on my own doing all the things I feel like doing, when I want to do them and as often as I want. I'll purchase that expensive scotch that normally is just for holidays, hit the range 3X a week instead of once, watch documentaries and films she has no care for, stay up late and sleep in later...you get my drift.