Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

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  1. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

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  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I sometimes carry a bunch of keys linked to a cast iron bottle opener with a stainless steel key hook. I tend to get very thirsty when under stress.

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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Yes, being armed may well be an advantage against violent criminals....I just point out that simply possessing a firearm may offer a false sense of security, and may represent an actual danger to the owner / household residents, as opposed to a theoretical danger from those who potentially may do the owner harm.

    Living in a house with a gun increases your odds of death
    More Guns Do Not Stop More Crimes, Evidence Shows
    https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/do-guns-make-us-safer-science-suggests-no/
     
  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    They fudge those studies by attrubuting suicides using firearms to “gun violence”. Note: people who are going to kill themselves will try it gun or not. They just increase their odds of success the first time around by using a gun. I knew a guy who hanged himself with a ratchet strap. Maybe we should ban those too.
     
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  5. Gator 45/70

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    No knitting needles?
     
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  6. fedorthedog

    fedorthedog Monkey+++

    You will its jsut owned by the local police now
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Only when going to and from my knitting group....otherwise stainless steel chopsticks going to and from yum cha. ;) possession of such items at other times may be used by an enthusiastic prosecution as signalling intent. Whereas with a bottle opener...any time is beer time! :sneaky:
     
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  8. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    I would hate to live in such a pussyfied country as yours. Will the gov let you fish with sharp hooks or work your garden with a sharp hoe?If someone is breaking into your house what do you do? Do you tell the crooks “ you had better quit or I’m telling on you”? You might as well just give them the keys that way your door will be ok,or better yet just don’t lock your doors.
     
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  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Ah Chell could you go back to your old avatar tag line so us lower simians would have a better hint as to when you're serious, or more usually, just jerking our chains? :coffee:
     
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  10. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    There is a term for some one who believes that everyone is conspiring against them... Perceptive
     
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  12. hot diggity

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  13. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Say what you want, by George had it going on....
     
  15. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    This just in!!
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  16. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

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  18. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ...really ? Have you been here ? Travelled on end to the other ? Spent some time in our inner city or the true "outback"....or are you just relying upon the "internet" for you view of all of us pussified folks here ?
     
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  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    What's the difference between Australia vs Louisiana?
    1.We don't have kangaroo's
    2.You don't have Bourbon St.
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  20. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Monkey+++ Founding Member

    3. You don’t have Salties
    4. You have Gators

    And yes I have drank my way along Burbon St but also ate more than my fair share of jumbalaya in five or six different places.
     
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