Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Believe!!!

 

What else is there for the criminally minded to do ?

 

Nah - they make for a crappy spear.

As a flashlight, they excel...


or, perhaps, a flamethrower...

 

The keys are stuck in her door and he will still be wrong

 

True story about Bill Gates...

In the late 90's a co-worker left the company for Microsoft. I forget the reason, but George was running down a stairwell to retrieve something he needed to assist a customer and ran smack into Bill Gates knocking him against the wall at a landing, When Gates asked him why he was in such a hurry George replied he was helping a customer. Gates no longer upset said "Then you better get going!".

Gates may be on my shit list for funding gun control groups, but he does understand the importance of customers.

 

Just got back from a trip to DC where I knocked back a few with the Donald

 

Errm...

Dear Mr. @3M-TA3,

I have experience in these areas and would be willing to assist you. As a Witch Doctor with Advanced degrees from the Holiday Inn Express Institute of Higher learning(HIEIH), I exceed the skills currently demonstrated on your Board of Directors. Please consider me for the large number of openings that I expect to see in your agency...

Sincerely,

Witch Doctor 01, MD, PHD, LLD, JD, from HIEIH

 

Here's ,ore

In a follow-up from the September 4th bombshell exposing cash payoffs to protesters of the Kavanaugh hearing, Jim Hoft reports that the payer is identified as Vinay Krishnan, an employee of Center for Popular Democracy, a Soros-funded organization.

Krishnan's web page reveals that he is a "social justice attorney/writer of fiction and non-fiction/advocate for people living with mental illness, disabilities."