I Have Jury Duty

That’d be a sight. Me(at) on a bus. Better than a hot air balloon though. I’d never make it to the courthouse. My body might.

 

Bus Ticket,,,,,,better be careful,,,,,last time I rode a bus ,,,it dropped me off on Parris Island at about 0200 one morning in '82,,,,,,

 

Here, they just expect us to make our own way. No parking close to the courthouse, the closest parking is blocks away! No way can I walk that these days, due to health problems. I'd have to pay for a cab.

 

I put my parking permit on the dash. Free parking. I forgot I have brand new FR Carhartt pants at work. Jackpot! I’ll just need a couple of shirts now. My wife-beaters won’t be acceptable by The Judge I’m guessing.

 

1st day complete. I could be there for weeks. I’m reading this book thanks to Ganado’s tip. To bring a book.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/074349282X/?tag=survivalmonke-20

 

So are you still on Jury duty?

 

Back I go after a hiatus.

 

Are you still under the Cone of Silence?

 

Complete.

 

I just tell the DA or the other dude... He must be guilty because he got arrested!"

 

Beat ya to it.

 

and yet another ploy is when you're sitting there and both sides are asking questions of the pool, nod approvingly at the DA when they speak and don't so much as smile or make eye contact with the defense. Defense will get you out of there faster than a hot cross bun!

 

I’m considering including my juror experience in my book, The Million Dollar Da$h. That would be the last chapter.

 

He was sentenced to 26.5 years Friday.

 

Here’s the link. Dateline NBC hasn’t called me. Yet.
Jacob Duenas sentenced to 26 years in prison for rape