Why Is Dancing So Stupid?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Jul 7, 2018.


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  1. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    I took square dancing in high school.
    So, @Meat, buddy, what I am saying here is, it could be worse!
     
    Asia-Off-Grid, Jul 8, 2018
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  2. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    Basic waltz is fairly easy to learn and I have found that you can two step to anything..

    No guts no glory!
     
    Dont, Jul 8, 2018
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  3. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Hey Meat, are you going to grant people favors on your daughter's wedding day?
    Whoops! Was watching the original Godfather movie last night. Never mind. Sumina bitcha!
    The scene with the horse head is just...so classic! How could you not love it.
     
    Altoidfishfins, Jul 8, 2018
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  4. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Yes. We did square dancing in the 3rd grade. Taught by blue-haired Mrs Shay. She was mean. Lol.
     
    Meat, Jul 8, 2018
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  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    First and last time I danced was in elementary school, maybe fourth or fifth grade, I was in a school play about the Founding Fathers. Had to dance the Minuet with a girl I had a kiddie crush on. I had two left feet, and nervous as heck. But I pulled it off.
     
    Seawolf1090, Jul 8, 2018
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  6. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Just do it. Whether you see it symbolic or not it is one of those memories a father should have. Been there.
     
    oldawg, Jul 8, 2018
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Yup, they will remember you were there, and the rest might be forgotten. They will also remember if you weren't.
     
    ghrit, Jul 8, 2018
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I will wait for the discrete picture, remember it didn't happen if you don't have pictures [LMAO][LMAO][touchdown][touchdown][touchdown][touchdown][touchdown][touchdown]
     
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    Ganado, Jul 8, 2018
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  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Can't be THAT hard Dude , & your a Canuk !!
    You see the Birth ? Get over YOUR bug & practice with wife / partner / doll ? (Who knows here ;) )
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Jul 8, 2018
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  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Wait. I’m not Canadian. Am I?
     
    Meat, Jul 8, 2018
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  11. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    She dropped a weight on her big toe at the gym. An obvious attempt to get out of the dance. I reminded her how tough we are. :whistle: It’s going down still. Even without a big toe-nail.
     
    Meat, Jul 9, 2018
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  12. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Hahaha, That's funny!
     
    Gator 45/70, Jul 9, 2018
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    So much for the open toe pumps.
     
    ghrit, Jul 9, 2018
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  14. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    A wheelchair is always an option.....

     
    chelloveck, Jul 9, 2018
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  15. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Box step. Don't lift your feet too high. You lead. Move her slowly around the dance floor so everyone can see her face. You only get to do it once.

    Make it a pleasant memory for her.
     
    hot diggity, Jul 9, 2018
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  16. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    :lol:
    Since you are part finlander, Both are on the 60th parallel North so I guess that makes you a Canuk.

    Your daughter seems head-strong, be prepared for her to lead in the father-daughter dance. Just follow her lead...
     
    Motomom34, Jul 9, 2018
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  17. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Already spoiled, she's gonna need to learn to follow now and then. Might's well start now ---
    :whistle:[peep]
     
    ghrit, Jul 9, 2018
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  18. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    [beat] [soap] :blah:
    what I have been muttering since page one of this thread, I will finally say. This thread makes me soooo feel so blessed to be single. :D
     
    Motomom34, Jul 9, 2018
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  19. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Here’s a pic of the operation to drain it. He used a scalpel. I always use a drill bit. Small :D CFAE404B-F571-4B15-B0E6-DC1DF19DFC4D.
     
    Meat, Jul 9, 2018
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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Mine was very highly pressurized. Doc drilled it with a titanium rod heated red hot. What a geyser!!!
     
    ghrit, Jul 9, 2018
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