Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  5. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    Didn't have a poster for this, however, kinda funny and so true of most Marines.

    Semper Fi

    After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

    He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him, looking very worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

    The nurse gave him a serious look straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word -- "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your breasts, then?"

    And that, my friends, is a Marine with a real positive attitude.
     
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  6. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    How I deal with those political memes chelloveck posts. Just move on... I don't ignore chell, just consider, everyone has a right to an opinion, even if they are wrong, same way I deal with my wife's opinion. I just smile and move on.
     
  7. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Ol' Chelloveck has a very deep sense of humor and like most I just smile and move on
     
  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Well, near space anyway
     
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  9. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    Harder to do - because there is no 'autopilot"
     
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  10. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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    all that technology and you use it for....
     
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  13. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Hey now, I'll have you know I used a grain shovel ;)
     
  14. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Long ago and far away, I did, too. Usually melted paraffin on it to let the snow not stick. Heat it with a torch and rub a candle on it.
     
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  15. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    The good lord put all that snow right where it is... I would never attempt to interfear with the lords plan and that snow will stay put till it melts..:) ;)
     
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  16. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    We use PAM cooking spray for the wet/sticky snow. Oh, and a snow shovel.
     
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  17. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Heh. Pam was invented later ---
     
  18. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I'd rather just let Pam shovel the snow while I drink some hot cocoa...
     
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  19. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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  20. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    //working on boats ,we had to shovel out those still in the water and finding something that would stay longer on the grain shovels we found boat hull wax that worked best . one application(with Heat) lasted the winter.
     
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