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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

#16123

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

#16124

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Gator 45/70 and 3 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

#16125

Tully Mars, tbf8170, Yard Dart and 6 others like this.
Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

you've heard of turduckin... Meet TURKRAKEN w BACON!

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 4, 2017

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

Better than the wee little Fart Car. Anything smaller than the Fart4Two would be a go cart.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 4, 2017

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3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

No smart cars here. Ever. Or from Mercedes-Benz, their parent company. Either.

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Nov 4, 2017

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Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

"You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".
Molôn Labé!

Wild Trapper, Nov 4, 2017

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Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

The video clip...

"You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".
Molôn Labé!

Wild Trapper, Nov 4, 2017

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DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

Witch Doctor 01 said: ↑

you've heard of turduckin... Meet TURKRAKEN w BACON!

Click to expand...

Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!

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Reluctor Dominatus - μολών λαβέ - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, The Right Of The People To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed. - The Second Amendment

I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - John Galt

I have received NO government orders of any kind, public or secret (watch for this notice to be removed.)

DarkLight, Nov 4, 2017

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Ganado Monkey+++

BTPost said: ↑

and the Token DemonCrat.... (A$$) in the foreground... Covers ALL the Bases... Trying to figure out which one is the Angel, as neither of the two, who are NOT holding the child, have Wings, or a Halo.... and I don't remember a Nanny in the original scene....
Click to expand...

That was very funny!

Sometimes there is Justice and
Sometimes that there is just US.

Ganado, Nov 5, 2017

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Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

If (barnyard) turkeys could fly, maybe Sick Shrillary would have the White House.

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Nov 5, 2017

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Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

Seawolf1090 said: ↑

If (barnyard) turkeys could fly, maybe Sick Shrillary would have the White House.
Click to expand...

I figured that if a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his rump every time he took a jump unless he forgot to put his landing gear down.....( same thing)

In the matter of allies only two things are important. First, can he shoot? Second, will he aim at your enemy?

Ideas are more important then guns. If we wouldn’t let our opponents have guns, why would we let them have ideas? -Joseph Stalin

Witch Doctor 01, Nov 5, 2017

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arleigh Goophy monkey

They are just conditioning you for getting into a coffin while your yet alive.

arleigh, Nov 6, 2017

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 6, 2017

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 6, 2017

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Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

"Freedom isn't free" --Colonel Walter Hitchcock
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” General 'Mad Dog' James Mattis
non semper erit aestas- It will not always be summer (be prepared for hard times)!!

Yard Dart, Nov 6, 2017

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3cyl, Dunerunner, Seawolf1090 and 7 others like this.

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