Operation- Honey's Gone

Okay Monkey's, here is the mission. Honey is going to be gone for four days starting at 0900 PST Thursday until 1500 Sunday. We have several things to get done, since we are working on a time table, let's get to it. Weapons need to get cleaned, food needs to get inventoried and rotated, gear needs to be checked. Now I have four days to accomplish a lot of task.... what should be my priorities, what have I forgot in my list of things to get done?

To clarify the question before it is asked, there are more weapons and food on hand than are known... there are times I forget what she knows about and what she does not. Those items are not a secret per se, but the quantity is our dirty secret..... LOL.

As a side note, plenty of beans, rice and assorted items to run through the vacuum sealer.... high on the list of to do's anytime, but this is a monthly task already. Also, I need to build some target stands, a trip to the quarry is due soon with the SIL. That will be done in the next week....plenty of wood on hand for that project.

Risky business asking a bunch of Monkey's what they would do with that time to take care of things..... but the floor is open. Ohh and yes I have cleaned the weapons on the dinning room table (asked last time, pictures to prove it posted)....

 

1. First thing is to not rotate any weapons or ammunition but take what SWMBO knows about and reduce that number by two or three. Claim at some time in the future that you sold them with the prospect of buying something new.

2. Second, Pour an adult beverage.
3. Repeat step 2.

Great minds... @Ura-Ki

 

Get the Weapons cleaned, Oiled and put away first... then worry about the food... then the BOBs...

 

Okay..... from the notes above: beer supply is up to date and ready, the TV remote has a fresh set of batteries, time in the recliner alloted for planning purposes.....check!!
Day 1- clean and oil all weapons. If time allows, we need to sharpen a couple of knives, a hatchet and axe.

 

I am concerned with how slow you got to that second beer.

 

Nah, not "risky" at all.

Four days, eh? How far away is the nearest casino and brothel?
Well...you asked.

 

That might not go over well.... she shoots very tight groups.

 

Nearest Casino is about 10 miles from YD.... at the intersection of I-5 and I-405... very near that Money Grabbing Place of Mass Marketing, SouthCenter Mall....

 

Muckleshoot is probably closest to me.... I just can't deal anymore with all the smoking in the tribal casino's.
On the gambling note, I probably will do a Texas Hold'em tournament on Saturday... about 150 players at a little joint I know down in @Meat's area.