OMFG - How Do You Stop These?

Boston Dynamics latest creation. Imagine this thing with armor and multi spectral sensors. How do you stop it?



If you are brave enough go to their web site and see the rest. They come in all sizes and designed for all terrains, even vertical wall walkers. Boston Dynamics: Dedicated to the Science and Art of How Things Move.

 

Easy. Twelve gauge shotgun, 00 Buck to one of those skinny little wheels. Then strip the remainder for parts.

 

Meh.. a bit of gorilla glue should mess them up good...

 

Would be kinda cool to have one for home security patrolling the grounds at night with infrared, FLIR, and ground and sound sensors. It stays plugged outside and activates upon sensing something. Returns to power grid after it is dealt with or etc. Very cool.

 

Relax I got it covered.

 

Some good 'ol fashion ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel in a 5 gallon plastic bucket buried destroyed numerous MRAPS in Afghanistan and Iraq. These little robots would disintegrate with the same IED's.

 

Had one of those. The ride was terrible and the engine noise drives you crazy. The factory radio sucked too, only AM.

 

thermite, baby - or if you have some geek skills, crack in.

 

Hard to beat a good thermite reaction.

 

*shrugs*

I suppose you could shoot it down but man....I'm sure the DARPA battery alone is worth salvaging!

 

but cracking in and taking control might provide way better comedy.

 

I think I'd engage it with earnest chelloveck style conversation.......it would most likely suffer from sensory overload and cognitive dissonance, and run away in the opposite direction at a rapid rate of knots...it's a marvel that anyone here communicates with me!

 

Pour bacon grease in front of it!

 

I'm in same boat for different reasons.
Eventually they just accept you as "their jerk" and might even defend you against Darklights Gang of friendly new members.

Side note - we'd send you first.

*smirk*

 

#geopolitics
#fakenews

 

Plasma rifle in 40 watt range...