yes.. its true, guns are like viagra.

Study finds handling guns increases testosterone...
1911= natural male enhancement and great hair too

http://www.physorg.com/news66399880.html

 

Don't let tracy or CRC catch you talking like that...

 

If your Momma could hear you say that....She'd box you on the ears!

Better hush , now, MM.....

 

MM? You are an extremely intelligent man......

 

A large part of inteligence is ahaving the foresight to avoid problems rather than being sklled at extrication... [footinmouth][footinmouth]

 

~ sigh ~

Here come the "Holy Grail" lines in my head again....

 

??


What is the air speed velocity of a cocoanut laden sparrow???
African or european..???


??

 

God don't get me started.........

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time

 

...Silly french person...

 

Silly English K-nig-hts....

 

She a witch buurn her!!!.
" And how do we know if shes a witch????
burn her,
yes well what else burns ??
Wood hmmm yes
and doesn't wood float?
and what else floats?
Aduck !!!
So if she weighs as much as a duck
Shes a witch!!!
you are truly wise great knight...

 

Ok, I've gotta go put it in the dvd player now.

"You can't expect to wield supreme excecutive authority just because some watery tart throws a sword at you"


I bet I don't even have to finish this one..... "Your mother ....

 

YOu have me at a disadvantage sir I do not have a personal copy but I think...:


Your mother was a hamster! and your father smells of elderberries.I really like the scene inthe muck: "es oppressing me !!!Oh theres some lovely muck over 'ere.
You must cutdown the tallest tree inthe forest with an'alibut!! Or we will say "nee" to to you.
Who are you foul wizard? "I am the one sometimes called "tim." Poor sir galahad the chaste."first you must bathe us; then thespankingswill begin, oh spank me no me first.....

 

will somebody please move this to the humor section?

 

whattsamatta u eh? Can't take a joke or two this morning??
"... a democracy? you're fooling yourself, you are"
"why this is an oppressive tryanical oligarchy..."

" brave, brave sir robin,
hesrunning away
and sneaking away..
he'll live tio fight anotherday,
brave,brave sir robin.."
Now i gotta go to blockbuster today.