Warning Label:

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Ganado, Jul 24, 2016.


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  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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    Ganado, Jul 24, 2016
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  2. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Don't touch. Hot.
     
    Meat, Jul 24, 2016
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I was going to say occasional tripping hazard. But I asked my son and he said my label would say paranoid. Really?? I do not see it.
     
    Motomom34, Jul 24, 2016
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  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I'm inclined to shoot stupidity. So don't do it!
     
    Ganado, Jul 24, 2016
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  5. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    He's probably just trying to make you feel defensive so he can take advantage of you...
    [gone]

    PS...with regard to the tripping hazard, I didn't think anyone used hallucinogenics any more...
     
    Pax Mentis, Jul 24, 2016
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  6. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    "Contents Under Pressure"
     
    Pax Mentis, Jul 24, 2016
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  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Best thread ever. I need to think of a serious one now instead of nonsense. Hmm. [afro]
     
    Meat, Jul 24, 2016
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  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Spontaneous/ Internal combustion if provoked
    Fuse sustained 72~later
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Jul 24, 2016
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  9. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    He has me paranoid that I am paranoid.... :LOL:

    No comment on the PS....:cool:
     
    Motomom34, Jul 24, 2016
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  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Ok serious this time. Contains nuts.
     
    Meat, Jul 24, 2016
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  11. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    What can I say? I'm a child of the '60s
    [peep]
     
    Pax Mentis, Jul 24, 2016
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  12. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Danger: High Voltage

    That, or else Out of Order
     
    ditch witch, Jul 24, 2016
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  13. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Caution: Gorilla Suit Contains Real Gorilla.
     
    UncleMorgan, Jul 24, 2016
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  14. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    dangerous area enter at own risk
     
    marlas1too, Jul 24, 2016
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  15. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    or warning you are now in range
     
    marlas1too, Jul 24, 2016
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  16. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    If women came with a warning label men would be too interested in the packaging to read it.
     
    Minuteman, Jul 24, 2016
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  17. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Do not feed the troll.
    Alcohol may intensify effect.
    Slippery when wet.
    No warranty expressed or implied.
    Batteries, beers and buds not included.
    ALL Rights Reserved and defended with projectiles.
     
    Mindgrinder, Jul 24, 2016
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  18. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    OOC - Do Not Energize
    (Out of commission)
     
    ghrit, Jul 24, 2016
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  19. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    or,
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    Witch Doctor 01, Jul 24, 2016
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  20. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    Falling Rocks
     
    Tempstar, Jul 24, 2016
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