Motivational Poster Thread (warning content)

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 22, 2008.


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  1. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    Ahh, yes old girl friend named her mistake... Destiny...

    Wasn't my mistake.

    Rancher
     
    azrancher, Jul 6, 2016
    #12061
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  2. hank2222

    hank2222 Monkey+++

    image. I sent this one to my kid on Facebook
     
    hank2222, Jul 6, 2016
    #12062
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2016
    #12063
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  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Day five of my vacation.... this guy is having more fun....rat's!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
    Yard Dart, Jul 6, 2016
    #12064
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  5. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    My son was born via in invitro fertilization. They froze my wife's eggs then later thawed them out and put them in the oven. She asked me what we should name him. I said "what about Swanson".
    She didn'the see the humor in it.
     
    Minuteman, Jul 7, 2016
    #12065
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  6. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Not OSHA approved

    WTH-5.
     
    Motomom34, Jul 7, 2016
    #12066
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  7. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Oh my, all the things that could go wrong......

    enhanced-buzz-29250-1379628080-27.
     
    Motomom34, Jul 7, 2016
    #12067
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  8. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    Maybe Hungry-Man was too obvious...or already taken by say, a cousin?

    o_O
     
    Byte, Jul 7, 2016
    #12068
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  9. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    death.

    In other words, you are 3,310 time more likely to die by the hands of a doctor
    or by infection from the hospital than you are to be killed by a gun of ANY kind.
     
    T. Riley, Jul 7, 2016
    #12069
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

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    3M-TA3, Jul 7, 2016
    #12070
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jul 7, 2016
    #12071
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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jul 7, 2016
    #12072
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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    Yard Dart, Jul 8, 2016
    #12073
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  14. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi . Read it and weep.

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    DKR, Jul 8, 2016
    #12074
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    chelloveck, Jul 8, 2016
    #12075
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  16. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    image. For all the bikini lovers out there. Looks like it's time Buffy bought a new suit or at least a mirror.
     
    T. Riley, Jul 8, 2016
    #12076
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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [eek3]
     
    Yard Dart, Jul 8, 2016
    #12077
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  18. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I threw up and passed out, but at least it proves my theory that @T. Riley and @chelloveck are the same person....
     
    3M-TA3, Jul 8, 2016
    #12078
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  19. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Good work Mr T. Keep 'em guessing! (y)
     
    chelloveck, Jul 8, 2016
    #12079
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  20. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    wow @T. Riley I had no idea you were motivated by that kind of a bikini wearer (this is the motivational thread right?) [LMAO][hrt][ROFL][gone]
     
    Ganado, Jul 8, 2016
    #12080
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